Yo f-a-t lets kick it

You're too heavy
You're too heavy

Alright stop put down that pie and listen
You might have to consider liposuction
The machine it wraps around your arm tightly
Sucks all the lard out daily through nightly
WILL I EVER POP yo I don't know but if you eat any more you will blow
Lots of ice cream, and you steal candy like a vandal
Dude, once I saw you eat a sandal
A TRANCE, could be the answer for you
It's killin' your pants and you lost your crazy glue
DEADLY is your life style
You've been eatin' food pile by pile
Eat it or leave it, hey dude that's my leg!!
You might have to consider jenny craig
This is a big problem that I can't help
Here dude please try to fit in this belt

You're too heavy
You're too heavy
You're too heavy
You're too heavy

Now that the fat cells are clumpin
Geez dude them things are looking like dumplins
Give me the knife so I can start chopin
Woah never mind these clumps are poppin
I promise you, you will be slim
All you need is a little trim
Of your fat
With a souped up chainsaw.
No jelly rolls or your losin' solo
Rollin' is your way to travel
Though you seem to crack all the gravel
The microwave's on standby waiting to heat up pie
DID IT POP??? No It just warmed up
Kept on, munchin till the next stop
Seven hot dogs now it's on with soda pop
The pop was flat yo so I continued to munch on down "oscar-meyer"
It was hot and I was wearin a bikini
For some strange reason everyone was screamin
JEALOUS cuz it's time to dine
11:55 soon it will be time
ready for a trip to the stall
I'm fealin ill cuz I'm full of hot dogs
It smelled so bad it attracted flies
I flushed the toilet I heard no reply
Oh crap the toilet had a clog
It stank so bad it was like a bog
Person to person that was in the room
Realized if they stayed it would be there doom
Plumber on the scene you know what I mean
When he walked in his face had turned green
This is a big problem that I can't help
I'm gonna try and fit in this belt

You're too heavy
You're too heavy
You're too heavy
You're too heavy

Take heed cuz im a glandular poet
I'm just big boned just in case you didn't know it
My town which created the quarter pound
When I walk I put holes in the ground
Cuz I'll eat even a chemical spill
Just as long as it gets me filled
All you can eat it's a hell of a concept
I took it all, and the kiddies wept
Christmas is a great time of year
But when thanksgiving comes you better fear
So fat Richard simmons say damn
If lard was a drug I'd buy it by the gram
Keep my compulsore even though my pants aren't loose
Just leave me be while I drink my juice
This is a big problem that I can't help
I'm gonna try and fit in this belt

You're too heavy
You're too heavy
You're too heavy
You're too heavy

Yo man you so fat...did you eat my mother?

You're too heavy too fat
You're too heavy too fat
You're too heavy too fat
You're too heavy too fat