Song Parodies -> "Drunk"

Original Song Title:

"One"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Drunk"

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The Lyrics

Where is my bartender?
And what the heck’s your name?
Is it still time for Happy Hour now?
That’s really why I came
You see...

I’m drunk
Won’t lie
Well, I’m three sheets…
Tonight

I’m drunk
And I want to share it
Drink some water? No I…
Don't care for it

That Jaeger disappoints me
Left a bad taste in my mouth
Think I’ll stick with Jose Cuervo…
And the Comfort from down South
Well it's...

Too late
Tonight
To drive my car…no that isn’t right

We're drunk and I don’t know your name
Let’s share a
Cab with each other
Cab with each other
Drunk...

(The dreadful morning after)
How’d you get in my apartment?
Why’re you laying in my bed?
Think it’s time to pray to Jesus
For the pain inside my head

Did I drink too much?
I had a lot
I’m done with drinking
Don’t want…no more shots

I’m done…
Yes this…is the end
But I
Know next Friday
I’ll go do it again

Cause I
Love a good whiskey
Love to drink a shot
Love a good bourbon
Love a bit of scotch

I drank too much liquor
And now it makes me crawl
And I should quit messing ‘round
With alcohol…
‘Cause all I get is drunk

Was drunk
Felt good
Was drunk
And all the women looked good

Not now…
Hung Over
Painful
Sober

Oh right…
I still don’t…know your name
But let me
Call you a taxi
Call you a taxi

Drunk…life…drunk…

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Lifeliver - January 04, 2013 - Report this comment

Most of us have been there. Good match-up and subbing but I docked a little for content because the subject matter is rather limiting and not exactly fresh fields.

Matthias - January 12, 2013 - Report this comment

So my roommate is throwing a pretty big party tonight and this might be the song of the day because of it. Haha, This one was a lot of fun just like binge drinking. I also like you making fun of Jaeger because I HATE that stuff.

Agrimorfee - January 14, 2013 - Report this comment

This made me giggle quite a bit...the staggered vocals worked well with the subject matter. "Comfort that is Southern" and reusing the Jesus line was pretty clever.

bobpiecheese - January 21, 2013 - Report this comment

(Artistry) A few pacing stumbles here and there, but nothing I couldn't edit in my head to work better. I like the switch-up from "drunk and mackin'" to "hung-over and regretting", and I agree with Agri that the OS's delivery fits with your lyrics. 555, I'll drink to that!

Rex - January 23, 2013 - Report this comment

Thank you for writing my theme song.

Blaydeman - January 24, 2013 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Drunk... on laughter! Great job Syncronos!

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