Johnny take a look
At what your sister can do
Come and look with me in
The toilet in the bathroom
She’s been leaving something brown
Inside of the can
She’s been craping away
But it don’t look like woman
Poop

She’s crafty
Wouldn’t flush it down
She’ll shape things
Like she’s a clown

Its a square... It’s a bear... Oh My!
She Poops in mysterious shapes.
It’s a Car… It’s a Guitar… Oh My!
She Poops in mysterious shapes.

Johnny take a dump
While your sister can train
Let her teach us to make shapes
You can’t explain
Don’t throw a fit
About shapes you get
If you want to train your insides
Better learn how to sit
(on your butt boy!)

She’s the duke
Of shaping Poop
Never see her hands inside the bowl

Its a Dog... It’s a Frog... Oh My!
She Poops in mysterious shapes.
It’s a Goat… It’s a Boat.. Oh My!
She Poops in mysterious shapes.
Pink Hearts… Yellow moons... Oh My!
She Poops in mysterious shapes.
Green Clovers…Orange Stars… Oh My!
Lift the lid… see what’s inside

Before you wipe your crack
Look and you’ll see
What
You have made
With your Butt
While
You could just sit
There
And not artistic with bowel movements
It takes a lot of inner feeling

Can of Beer… Britney Spears… Oh My!
She Poops in mysterious shapes.
Nike Logo… Jay Leno… Oh My!
Our bowels move in miracle ways
Shaping Poop each and every day
She Poooops it
She Poooops it
Lift the lid… see what’s inside
Poop