I was sittin' at a table
In a Burger King downtown
Eatin' them french fried potatoes
And poundin' Whoppers down
When I heard a sweet voice sayin'
Would you share your fries with me?
(And I had to tell her...)
Nuthin' Comes Between, This Here Fried Junk Food and Me.
People alway tells me
That I should eat some healthy food
Well I know their tryin' to help me
Still, I tell 'em to get screwed
Well I don't want no diet cola
Or my mayonnaise fat free
'Cause nuthin' comes between
This here Fried Junk Food and Me.
And I've killed men over Egg McMuffins, Big Macs, and McDlt's....
And I wont eat it if it grows 'out the ground,
Unless it's deepfried and dipped in cheese.
(Patented Travis Tritt Whoa oh Whoa, etc., etc.)
[Supersize them friiiiiies]
And I don't want your Yophlet Yogert
Get me some KFC
I just need a little more hot sauce
For my Buuuriitooo Supreme
And I don't want no damn bran muffin
And I don't want no celery
'Cause nuthin' comes between, This here Fried Junk Food and Me.
Ohhh, yeah, yeah
'Nuthin' comes between, This here fried junk food and me.