Song Parodies -> "Where's That Mortar (It's Not Over There)?"

Original Song Title:

"Here's a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)"

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"Where's That Mortar (It's Not Over There)?"

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The Lyrics

It's never a good sign when you have to ask someone where they just shot their highly explosive weapon. Especially when the answer is "I don't know".

Now, somethin' feels off, it's not how this works, you know
I'm kinda worried, might edge into scared
Someone might have to slap me because your question chills bones
"Wait, where's that mortar? It's not over there"

A terrible question, should know where shells land
Gotta come back down soon from the air
But if it's not around here, that sends my brain into flight
Where's that mortar? It's not over there, yeah

Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, yeah-eah
Whoo!

Your aim can't be that bad to whiff it like that
Did you listen to me or not care?
Either way, it's been done, missed your shot like a chump
So where's that mortar? It's not over there

Was your gun's direction somehow backwards? Oh crap
Since behind us, the ammo store's there
We shouldn't be around here, scrammin' is best for our lives
A-when that mortar comes down from the air
Yeah, where's that mortar? It's not over there
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah

Wait, who the hell was doing mortar target practice anywhere near the ammo dump?

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