Hay
Hay
Hay
Hay, you eat up all my hay
then you just sit there and 'moo'
and then 'poo'
hide your udders from yourkin
those calves
are looking, yes, looking
for their breakfast suckit's missed
so they saunter towards me
but because I have nothing
no, I've got nothing for them
then they go
"Maaahh"
hungry
could suckle, suckle herwholeteat
in fact
calves; they're seeking
seeking teats that they can suck
that is all that they want

and their 'mommy' knows they are hungry
the poor things
they just stand there and 'moo'

Yeah
then stare at you with
sad, such sad eyes
then they all walk around the barn
and kind of moan
yes, then they go 'moo'
yeah, they go
they sure go 'moo'

Hey
Mom cow, you sure give me grief
you're annoying
my patience frays
and I'm real
yeah, real
dis-gust-edand i-rate
and I squawk; yes, I pissed in every way
while you munch on all my hay
on this day my nerves are thin
still you 'moo'
hide your udders from yourkin
those calves
are seeking; the sucking
of mom's cow 'nips'
which are milk-filled
but yet, still cow, you deny
them the thing that they want

still their 'mommy' knows they are hungry
the poor things
they just stand there and 'moo'

Calves
they stare at you with their
sad, such sad eyes
and then saunter 'round the barn
then the farm
'moo' and the moan
yeah, they go 'moo'
they sure go
they sure go 'moo'

Hey



Hey, Mrs. 'Moo' cow, you shouldn't treat your calves that way
no, and it's true now, I am mad today (yeah)
I said, "You, Mrs. 'Moo' cow; you'd better feed your calves today (yeah)
this is so screwed, wowyeah, that's what I said
and insist that, you've been remiss, cow – and might get sent away
and then – end up on someone's plate (yeah)
Hey, Mrs. 'Moo' cow, now I see you look my way (yeah)
yeah, girlmunch, munch away, heh-heh(yeah)
so, Mrs. 'Moo' cowI see those teats now on display(yeah)
your calvesthey suck away
Yo' – Momma 'Moo' cowlet me give you some more hay
let me give you morehay
yes, I'll give you morehay"

Hay