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Song Parodies -> "Free Zellin'"

Original Song Title:

"Free Fallin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"Free Zellin'"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Dang, son! Y'all need ta switch to that newfangled decaf moonshine!
He's a weird boy.
Ask his mama.
Loves Jesus, and the Pentagon, too.
He's a weird boy.
Crazy as hell, yes.
Loves Georgie, and loves Dick Cheney, too.

It's a long day, livin' in recession.
There's a gold star window in the yard.
And he's a bad boy, he stopped likin' John Kerry.
He's a bad boy, and takin' it hard.

And he's free...
Free-Zellin'!
Yeah, he's free...
Free-Zellin'!

All the vampires suckin' in The Garden
move us down a Baghdad Boulevard.
And all the Bush boys want us in the shadows.
All the good girls are takin' it real hard.

And he's free...
Free-Zellin'!
Yeah, he's free...
Free-Zellin'!

(Free-Zellin', yeah he's Free-Zellin'!)
(Free-Zellin', yeah he's Free-Zellin'!)

He used to stand with redneck Lester Maddox
but he flip-flopped to that Bill Clinton guy.
But he free-fell into Bush's nothin'.
And he stands there with hatred and lies.

And he's free...
(Free-Zellin', yeah he's Free-Zellin'!)
Free-Zellin'!
(Free-Zellin', yeah he's Free-Zellin'!)
Yeah, he's free...
(Free-Zellin', yeah he's Free-Zellin'!)
Free-Zellin'!
(Free-Zellin', yeah he's Free-Zellin'!)

(Free-Zellin', yeah he's Free-Zellin'!)
(Free-Zellin', yeah he's Free-Zellin'!)
(Free-Zellin', yeah he's Free-Zellin'!)
(Free-Zellin', yeah he's Free-Zellin'!)
(repeat 'til fade)
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Overall Rating: 4.1
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Guy - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Who in the Zell does he think he is dissin' Kerry like that? Boy what a brat 'Crat' he is. None the less it's still a good parody.
Paul Robinson - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Very sharp job here, Michael P., timely and well-written, too. 5's...
alvin rhodes - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
ripped from the headlines..nice job, michael
Johnny D - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Bloody wacky, son....in a good way!
Melhi - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job with this, Michael!

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