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Song Parodies -> "Jay walkin'"
Original Song Title:
"Dream Walkin'"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Toby Keith
Parody Song Title:
"Jay walkin'"
Parody Written by:
Autumn
The Lyrics
So I'm sittin' in driver's ed, bored out of my mind, when Toby Keith's 'Dream Walkin' pops into my head (even tho I'm 15 and that song came out when I was, like, 5 years old). Then I just start adding my own goofy lyrics to it and here's the end result (some of it sounds stupid, but hey! nothings perfect). It's just basically about this person that breaks the traffic laws all the time and a lazy cop. Enjoy!
I left a parking ticket and my badge number
Right under your windshield wiper
With a little note that said you ran out of time
And the meter is never wrong
You'll have to come to court on Sunday
And you better pay the fine before then
Oooo......I've got lots of paperwork tonight
It's all because of you
Jay walkin, cell phone talkin
You're disobeyin the law again
Rule breakin, I ain't gettin out
I'm stayin in
I got my doughnut and I'm on my lunch break
You ran a yellow light at an intersection
And you never even bothered to yeild
I could say that I didn't see a thing
But I'm not too good with lyin
You cut people off left and right
No one even saw you comin
Ooo....your insurance must go thru the roof
Jay walkin, cell phone talkin
You're disobeyin the law again
Rule breakin, I ain't gettin out
I'm stayin in
I got my doughnut and I'm on my lunch break
Oooh....it's a crime, the way you drive around this town
Have you ever heard of driver's education?
Jay walkin, cell phone talkin
You're disobeyin the law again
Rule breakin, I ain't gettin out
I'm stayin in
I got my doughnut and I'm on my lunch break
I got my doughnut and I'm on my lunch break
I got my doughnut and I'm on my lunch break
Right under your windshield wiper
With a little note that said you ran out of time
And the meter is never wrong
You'll have to come to court on Sunday
And you better pay the fine before then
Oooo......I've got lots of paperwork tonight
It's all because of you
Jay walkin, cell phone talkin
You're disobeyin the law again
Rule breakin, I ain't gettin out
I'm stayin in
I got my doughnut and I'm on my lunch break
You ran a yellow light at an intersection
And you never even bothered to yeild
I could say that I didn't see a thing
But I'm not too good with lyin
You cut people off left and right
No one even saw you comin
Ooo....your insurance must go thru the roof
Jay walkin, cell phone talkin
You're disobeyin the law again
Rule breakin, I ain't gettin out
I'm stayin in
I got my doughnut and I'm on my lunch break
Oooh....it's a crime, the way you drive around this town
Have you ever heard of driver's education?
Jay walkin, cell phone talkin
You're disobeyin the law again
Rule breakin, I ain't gettin out
I'm stayin in
I got my doughnut and I'm on my lunch break
I got my doughnut and I'm on my lunch break
I got my doughnut and I'm on my lunch break
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