That's the last one that I'll let hit me
But I can see what's in your eye
I know that gleam, so long I've known you
Soon you will plead and beg and whine
But after all that we have been through
There's no way I won't deny

One more pie, you wanna throw but I won't let you
One more pie, stop that "It's not that!", I doubt you
Real hot sugar in my eye, I'm out, dude
No, buddy, I'm not taking one more pie

I see your right hand is behind you
And I can tell it's got the goods
You're so sure that I want that white goo
But you have misunderstood
Much more in which I could be smothered
But I don't want one more pie (one more pie)

One more pie, you wanna toss it 'cause you're a tool
One more pie, can claim it's not that all day, dude
But we both know it's a lie, that's not cool
No, buddy, I'm not taking one more pie

Think after all that we have been through
You've thrown at least eighty-five
It's gone a bit beyond "a bother"
Don't you dare throw one more pie (one more pie)

One more pie because that's all that you want to do
One more pie to cover that last spot with goo
Sick of all these dumb food fights you love, dude
No, buddy, I'm not taking one more pie

You jerk, why do I meet you?
Same thing happens, it blows
No chats, no games, no pleasure
Can't breathe with the food you throw