Song Parodies -> "Idiot Outlaw"

Original Song Title:

"Indian Outlaw"

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Original Performer:

"Idiot Outlaw"

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The Lyrics

and now ladies and gentlemen I take you back... back to a time when Tim McGraw's music was actually worth a crap even novelty tunes like this one! back before he went "Lookin' For That Girl" (an awful newer song by McGraw if you haven't heard it yet take my advice... DON'T!) this parody of a song from McGraw's golden age concerns a dimwitted burglar who often makes bizarre clothing choices (including robbing people in the buff) and demands soda pop from a wig store! please enjoy the read! oh and forgive the random ending lyrics about Parakeet my mother came up with those lyrics years ago and I've been looking for an excuse to use them! so give credit where it's due Thanks Ma!!!

He's An Idiot Outlaw
wears Cherokee brand crop-tops
once tried to steal my pet chihuahua
got a bite in the hind

he "steals" free sample bear claws
he stole a new watch from my paw-paw
then had a run-in with my maw-maw
sold it back for a dime

you can find him in the wig shop
he'll be demandin' sodie pop
pulls out his phone and calls the cops
'cause there ain't none around

Yeah He's An Idiot Outlaw
wears Cherokee brand crop-tops
once tried to steal my pet chihuahua
got a bite in the hind

he's out lookin' for trouble
better hide your Dubble Bubble
with bare-belly and stubble
Lord one odd-looking guy

I remember the pharmacy man
he caught a NyQuil bottle in his hands
drunk it all down in 10 seconds
then he thought he could fly

'Cause He's An Idiot Outlaw
wears Cherokee brand crop-tops
once tried to steal my pet chihuahua
got a bite in the hind

tried to steal a car in buffalo
there's just one error that he made you know
for the hundredth time car was his own
he does that all the time

his friends gathered 'round my tv
late at night tryin' to steal the thing from me
in nothin' but their sneakers and briefs
I've got the cops on the line

'Cause He's An Idiot Outlaw
wears Cherokee brand crop-tops
except when he wears nothin' at all
like he's doing tonight

parakeet people
parakeet fly high
I hope one don't
crap in my eye

(Police Siren)

thanks for reading!

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Rob Arndt - September 25, 2015 - Report this comment

From Cracked.com: http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-gloriously-stupid-crimes-ever-attempted/

Annie - September 25, 2015 - Report this comment

Hahahahaha! 555 for this very funny parody :D

Jonathan - September 25, 2015 - Report this comment

Rob - thanks for the article! you're a Cracked fan too? my brother and I drop by there to read some silly articles from time to time but haven't seen that one yet I'll have to be sure to show it to said brother later thanks again man!
Annie - thank you so very much!
and a big thanks to all who voted!

Rob Arndt - September 25, 2015 - Report this comment

Jon, back in the day I collected Mad, Cracked, Crazy, and Sick magazines. Only Mad has survived for 42 years! I go to Cracked.com frequently. Other lost mags include: Mediascene Prevue, Cinefantastique, Fantastic Films, Premier, Starlog, Famous Monsters, and still-published but too expensive Fangoria and Cinefex.

AFW - September 25, 2015 - Report this comment

Offbeat and interesting, 5's

Jonathan - September 26, 2015 - Report this comment

Rob - interesting to know did you ever happen across the tv show "Mad" that aired a few years ago on Cartoon Network? I thought it was pretty funny especially with some of the more "adult" jokes they got away with on a kid's channel
AFW - Thank You Very Much!

Rob Arndt - September 26, 2015 - Report this comment

If you're talking about "Mad TV" then yes!

Carey - September 27, 2015 - Report this comment

wow this is like super funny! Three fivers

Jonathan - September 27, 2015 - Report this comment

Rob - nah man I too have seen "Mad TV" but I'm referring to an animated program based off of "Mad Magazine" which aired a few years ago on Cartoon Network it was simply called "Mad" here's a skit from it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAfmw0IiHaU as you can see in that video alone we get a panty shot and an appearance by PedoBear! these are examples of things I was pleasantly surprised they got away with it a supposed "kid's" show!
Carey - Thank You! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)

Rob Arndt - September 27, 2015 - Report this comment

Sorry, I have not seen that show. I will look it up and watch some material on YouTube. Thanks for the info. Reminder that "Doctor Who" Season 9 is on BBCA. Also, "Blindspot" is on Mondays on NBC, "Heroes Reborn" on Thursdays.

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