Song Parodies -> "Debate"

Original Song Title:

"Christmas"

Original Performer:

"Debate"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I had this song running around my head for some time now, with the expectation of using this on a current resident on the White House. That being at the one at time of uploading this file. But no, no, no. Somebody else has just became more of a Tommy figure from the original album that warrants some epic satire. Somebody that's been spending too much time with the Acid Queen and getting copium medications.

(Verse 1)
Did he ever notice all of Biden’s answers? He is so short-sighted
After watching Debate cov’rage
There was no talk of Trump being convicted
Pundits far and wide from what they’ve seen
Including Joseph’s low velocity
Escorting down a few stairs
Where focus groups lack any dubiousity

(Chorus)
But Harry doesn’t think we saw the truth
A Tik-Tok Gen Z operative as he fakes the truth
How much is he paid that stops him getting laid?

(Verse 2)
Wearing a blocking lens
He posts and rants as a dumb political pariah
Showing off breakdancing, with a smile
And never sees that Trump is messiah
He has right to speak, but can this child
Understand democrats are frightened?
Only if he sees constant polling he should refund for that stipend

(Chorus)
But Harry doesn’t think we saw the truth, yeah
A Tik-Tok Gen Z operative as he fakes the truth
How much is he paid that stops him getting laid?

(Bridge)
Harry, can you hear them? Harry, can you hear them?
Harry, can you hear them? Harry, can you hear them?
Harry, can you hear them? Can you hear them?
How much is he paid?

(Break)
Watch me, hear me, like me, sub me
Watch me, hear me, like me, sub me!

(Bridge)
Harry, can you hear them?
Harry, can you hear them?
Harry, can you hear them?
Harry, can you hear them?
Harry, can you hear them?
Can you, can you, can you hear them?
How much is he paid?

(Verse 3)
Did he ever notice all of Biden’s answers? He is so short-sighted
After watching Debate cov’rage
There was no talk of Trump being convicted
Pundits far and wide from what they’ve seen
Including Joseph’s low velocity
Escorting down a few stairs
Where focus groups lack any dubiousity

(Chorus)
But Harry doesn’t think we saw the truth, yeah
A Tik-Tok Gen Z operative as he fakes the truth
How much is he paid that stops him getting laid?

I have no interest in getting a Tik-Tok account, but I'm sure this song will be one for the ages. Ignorance has a new face in the dictionary: Harry Sisson. I certainly hope this becomes similar to that supposed anti-immigrant song that is on fire in France. Wishful thinking, I know. Also, hope somebody else posts a song about Julian Assange coming home after all that time. Large selection to choose from.

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g_randomperson - July 01, 2024 - Report this comment

Well done AV, this one is awesome, Happy Canada Day btw.

CML - July 01, 2024 - Report this comment

Trump blew it when Biden accused him of being a convicted felon. Should have responded, "If I'm a felon, that means I broke some law. So what's the law that I broke, Joe? Can you cite the exact statute that I violated, Joe? Cause I can't. Which is weird, cause if a cop tickets you for spitting on a sidewalk, they cite a statute. So what is the statute, Joe?

CML - July 01, 2024 - Report this comment

Even tho we had this Tommy album in the house, I wasn't a big fan, so don't really recognize the words of the OS. Years later, was a huge fan of "Who's Next" ... Maybe I can do something like "Babbling O'Biden" or "We Won't Get Drooled Again" or "Behind Doll Eyes"

Libby - July 01, 2024 - Report this comment

Call Melennie still doesn't get it. Seems he would prefer totalitarian rule, including the dismantling of the Federal Justice system. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/conservatives-aim-to-restructure-u-s-government-and-replace-it-with-trumps-vision . Idiot.

g_randomperson - July 01, 2024 - Report this comment

@CML, Some others that could work from that album are "Going Senile" (Going Mobile) and "Joe's Time is Over" (The Song is Over). I also just did a Who parody - Sleepy Joe (Happy Jack)

Arch Vile - July 01, 2024 - Report this comment

What we're looking at here is a confluence of circumstances I like to call the North American chicken contest. It's rather strange that the Liberals in Canada and the Democrats in the States, are both trying to encourage their respective leaders to step down. Who will crack first? The results of July elections in France, Britain, and Germany will serve as primers for this situation.

So MAGA - July 01, 2024 - Report this comment

so you mean the poltically appointed minions of Trump and the January 6 lunkheads who have been convicted so far? My heart bleeds for you. Can hardly wait for Der Orange Fuerher's sentencing.

So Biden Rimmers - July 01, 2024 - Report this comment

You'd be fine with a judge whose family was making campaign contributions to Trump jailing racist Kenyan usurper Hussein for "illegally influencing an election" by attempting to bribe his America-hating preacher Jeremiah Wright into silence? You'd be fine with President Trump's buddies un-Constitutionally jailing everyone who protested his inauguration (some quite violently) in 2017 for years and years without trial on flimsy "contempt" and "trespassing" charges while denying them defense counsel and exculpatory evidence? No, of course not: you goose-stepping lawless seditious treasonous un-American vermin NEVER punish DemoKKKrats for committing the very same "crimes" of which your Biden-rimming kangaroo courts falsely "convicted" Trump and his supporters.

Kyle Griffin Channels Libby - July 02, 2024 - Report this comment

"Trump could order Justice Department officials to open a sham investigation into his political rival and he would be immune from criminal prosecution. The officials below him could be held accountable, but Trump can pardon those officials."

Translation: "Wouldn't it just be TERRIBLE if Trump & Company could do EXACTLY THE SAME THINGS to us that we've been doing to them?"

Arch Vile - July 02, 2024 - Report this comment

@So MAGA, I don't know where you came to that ridiculous conclusion. Biden is in charge of USA, Trudeau is in charge of Canada. Trump is currently not in charge of any nation. You could believe in wishful thinking if you really expect that Republicans are going to replace Trump after the sentencing. However, how could they possibly turn away from that record fundraising numbers?

Libby - July 08, 2024 - Report this comment

Clay Holmes is the greatest pitcher ever.

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