Song Parodies -> "Court"

Original Song Title:

"Pulse"

Original Performer:

"Court"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This would be a natural segue from the Psychoslap track if Rock pressed assault charges. I wanted to make sure that my other Tea Party celebrity bashing tracks did not address the same point twice. Anyways, this certainly matches the theme of the album when celebrities steal our focus in legal debacles. Depp and Heard, thank you for the inspiration.

(Verse 1)
I saw a woman who’s bitter
Writes WAPO and bicker
With his career that is long
She went along with her pride
As their egos will collide
Call up the legal teams
We’ll bring it up in court

(Chorus)
Drama needs viewers
Justice wrongdoers
The footage you see
You can’t defame me

(Verse 2)
Was it a punch or a hit
It’s still abuse you admit
A toilet in the bedroom, yeah
Her dog had stepped on a bee
And answers face the jury
We hear from legal teams
Address the facts in court

(Chorus)
Drama needs viewers
Justice wrongdoers
The footage you see
You can’t defame me

Drama needs viewers
Justice wrongdoers
The footage you see
You can’t defame me
You can’t defame me
You can’t defame me

(Outro)

Nine tracks down, two to go. Better Call Saul is nearly done. Must binge watch for future parody project.

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