Song Parodies -> "Wanna-Ring"

Original Song Title:

"Wannabe"

Original Performer:

"Wanna-Ring"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Inspired by the scene in "The Two Towers" Where Gollum is having that "discussion" with himself over getting the One Ring back from Frodo and Sam. To make it simple ,let's assume the lines without quotation marks are the "good" part of Gollums conscience and the lines in quotation marks are the "evil'" part .( Wow! Talk about a blurry line !)( the lines in parenthesis can be both sides at once!)

"Yo! I'll tell you what we wants ,what we really,really wants."
So, tell us what we wants,what we really,really wants.
"I'll tell you what we wants,what we really,really wants."
Please ,tell us what we wants,what we really,really wants.
"We wanna,we wanna,we wanna,we wanna,we really
wanna find a way to get the One Ring back!"

"If we want our Precious-we get it fast!"
"We better do it now before the time has passed"
"Don't be caring for Hobbit-specks."
'Specially cause the fat one wants to break our necks!

"I'll tell you what we wants,what we really,really wants."
So tell us what we wants,what we really,really wants.
"We wanna,we wanna,we wanna,we wanna,we really
wanna find a way to get the one ring back!"

"If we wanna get our Precious,we must pretend we're friends."
"Separated from the others,the Fellowship will end."
"If we wanna get our Precious,we must find a way."
"Maybe that big,fat,Spider,would like to come and play!"

"What do you think of that plan ?"-it has a certain appeal.
"When the Spider bites them"-pain is all that they'll feel!
They'll be so tasty-"they'll slowly die!"
It would really "bug" me just to say goodbye!

"Yes,I'll tell you what we wants,what we we really,really wants.
Please,tell me what we wants,what we really,really wants.
"We wanna,we wanna,we wanna,we wanna,we really
wanna find a way to get the One Ring back !"

"If we wanna get our Precious,we must pretend were friends."
"Separated from the others,the Fellowship will end."
"If we wanna get our Precious,we must find a way."
"Maybe that big,fat,Spider,would like to come and play !"

"So here's our plan,to "you" from "me",you wanna get the ring,"
"you gotta listen carefully."
"We lure him to the place where Shelob eats his face",
We take "P" from big She,"who leaves his bones and,"
"Hopefully,doesn't look for me"(She's a litte crazy-)
"and as for me and "P","

(We get to go home-where we will be alone!)
(We get to go home-where we will be alone!)

(If we wanna get our Precious,we must pretend we're friends,)
(Separated from the others-the Fellowship will end.)
(If we wanna get our Precious,we must find a way.)
(Maybe that big,fat,Spider,would like to come and play.)

"If we wanna get that Ring back-" We gotta,we gotta,we gotta
we gotta,we gotta plan,plan,plan,plan!
"Plan to take him there and trap him in the lair ! "
Plan to take him there and trap him in the lair !
(Plan to take him there and trap him in the lair !)
Plan to take him there "hee-hee-hee-ah!)

(We are gonna get that Ring back !)

(Sam) "Frodo ! wake up! Gollum's at it again!-This time he's singing about killing us!( And who is this "Skinny Spice" he was talking about ?

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Know 1 can hear you dream - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Great Idea! Wish I had thought of it. I�ve parodied the original myself ("If you�re gonna be my lover you gotta get rid those kids") and there�s some parts that are VERY hard to pace. I got a lot of triple fives but honestly it was rather a four - four point five on the pacing. And so is yours but that�s still good here. Very good actually. 455 and this feedback.

Adam Eccleshall - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Even with only two personalities, Gollum still had more than the Spice Girls had combined, and you brought them both over brilliantly. I loved it :-)

Arwen - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

'Specially cause the fat one wants to break our necks!" LOL, TTP. There was a time when I was going to do this song...but it proved too "tricksy" for me...; ) So...FABulous...and 5s for you!

The Thought Police - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

K1CHYD,: the "rap" part was definately the hardest to pace-especially 'cause it did'nt make sense as well it sounded in the original. Adam E.: The splitting of the personalities was the most fun part of doing this parody for me ! Arwen:That was my favorite line,too ! I had finished writing this when the crash had started and I'm glad that it's over now. For the last couple of weeks,I've been trying to write a "The Boys of Summer" parody called "Riders of Rohan" (The "Cadillac" line goes, "I saw a White-hand Tattoo on a Uruk's face.") Thank you all for your comments and as for your votes,when the next crash comes,I'll either hold them close to me or be swept away with them in the storm.

The Thought Police - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Hmmm,here's a thought---suppose they did the "Lord of the Rings" series like they did the video for "Wannabe"---in TWO takes ?

K1chyd - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

I�m sure that was only because the girls had more important career issues to attend to, like painting their finger nails, barfing up lunch, doing the managers and learning to read cue cards. Not necessarily in that order though. ;-)

The Thought Police - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Actually,each of those tasks was assigned to a different Spice Girl...

Leila Chan - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Oh, that was so hilarious. My sister is addicted to the Spice Girls, and my brother is addicted to Lord of the Rings. so, you know, it's a mania at my house. Especially after I wrote a play that involves Smeagle popping in and out saying stuff like "My precious....Oakland A's."

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