Like, they're always at the mall
Wearing tiny skirts and heels
Is this what passes for our youth?
There's too much makeup on their face
They think it looks real sex-ay
It doesn't, they look like schlemiels

They tease, belittle you, they're mean and lean
Them valley girls they damn near rule this world
With all their glitz and plastic tits
They're, like, not bright,
They like Twilight
That's right, not bright

Drive me up the wall, fer sure
Always talkin', day and night
Man, that accent cuts me like a knife
Always making that duck face, an why must their nails be fake?
They kinda look like sluts

They tease, at Edward, scream, they're mean, so mean
Always shut down dudes, they want douchebags now
Always spread gossip at Hot Topic tonight
All night
They like bad guys
That's right, not bright

It's kinda like Mean Girls has come to life (Not bright)
"So I said, like, to her, whatever, right?" (Not bright)
They'll find a way to stomp your heart tonight (Not bright)
Think they're the centre of the world, they ain't right (Not bright)
They're impossible to stop at all, that's right (Not bright)
They're in posses, their little bitch-fit crews
Ain't bright
They're, like, not bright
Not bright
Not bright...