Tattoos of skulls on fire
They're oka-ee-a-ee-ay
Got "punk" embroidered
On your leather coat, great
Fine with all of it
Thumbs up, ma-ee-a-ee-a-ate
But I'll enquire
'Bout that stuff in your face
There's an overflo-ow, piercing overloa-oad
How can your skin ho-old all those bo-obs?

My friend, I'm afraid you've got too many things in your fa-ace
Makes you look insane with those piercings and crap in your fa-ace
I'm sure if I waved a magnet, you'd be in great pai-ain
Because, I must say, you've got too many things in your fa-ace

I'm just saying
It doesn't seem practical
To have ten piercings
On both your earlobes
Is that what you want?
Doesn't seem sa-ee-a-ee-a-ane
I see no spare spots
Of skin on your face
That's an overloa-oad of piercings, you kno-ow
I'd say that it's bo-old, but it's no-ot

Because I'm afraid you've got too many things in your fa-ace
Don't expect a paying job when you've got that in your fa-ace
Lips, cheeks, brows and nasal piercings, could list them for da-ays
Mass of shining grey, that is what you have done with your face

Just looks kinda silly, bud
The way you're covered with studs
I bet that it cost a ton, yeah
Is that why you shaved your skull
So that for a ton more studs, there's roo-oom?

Think my point's been made, you've got too many things in your fa-ace
How long does it take to remove all that crap from your fa-ace
Before you can lay down in bed? Close to an Ice A-Age
Is how long I'd say to take out all that crap from your face

I'm sure that you'll say that I'm being a huge jerk-off
Know you're gonna say that I need to knock it right off
Come on, where's the rage? I'm insulting the things in your fa-ace

Are you used to being shunned?
For your studs and tats and stuff?
I know I meant to say something rude

But I didn't mean to make you cry toda-ay
I think, least I hope, my mem'ry's gone astra-ay
Fine, I'll admit, I was being a dick, 'ka-ay
Go ahead, headbutt me with your metal fa-ace