Tonight is a lonely night
Don't you realize that
Can't wait for Calvin Klein
He wasn't Dee Dee Ramone
I'll laugh my arse off
Before I'll gun ho

We sort you out now
Chris Moyles
You are the song inside of me
'Counting Blue Cars' (oh, I oh)
We'll not Dishwalla

Tonight is a Eric Morcambe day Morcambe And Wise
We're not talking about him
Nor Monica Seles
I'll cried my arse off
When she got stabbed then

Stop mocking me
You lazy Leeds youths
Oh, it's all Gernan
Before you suffocate Amiright
Now you wear me out
Cos i'm David Hasselhoff
Oh, i miss Baywatch

Tonight is
Tonight is
Tonight is
Frankenstein's last bedtime
Oh, Frankenstein

Och iver noo
Och iver noo
Och iver noo
Och iver noo

Tonight is a
Tonight is a
Tonight is a
Tonight is a
Very bad night for Anondria

Oh yeah, and Chris Moyles