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Song Parodies -> "Jappy, Jappy, Banzai!"

Original Song Title:

"Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy"

Original Performer:

The Ren & Stimpy Show

Parody Song Title:

"Jappy, Jappy, Banzai!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Note: usage of Jappy is in historic context. Japanese were called Japs and Nips (short for Nipponese). Nippon is Japan. It was broadcasted that way and in print.
1940s world
This is about the United States
This is a song about Nippon
No, this is a song about being Jappy
That's right, it's the Jappy, Jappy, Banzai song

Jappy, Jappy, Banzai!
Jappy, Jappy, Banzai!
Jappy, Jappy, Banzai!
Jappy, Jappy, Banzai!
Jappy, Jappy, Banzai!
Jappy, Jappy, Banzai!
Jappy, Jappy, Banzai! cry

Yeah, Pearl Harbor was tough
It was sneaky, it was crappy
The Arizona blown to bits
Tora! Tora! Tora! and then...

Jappy, Jappy, Banzai!
Jappy, Jappy, Banzai!
Jappy, Jappy, Banzai!
Jappy, Jappy, Banzai!
Jappy, Jappy, Banzai!
Jappy, Jappy, Banzai!
Jappy, Jappy, Banzai! cry

The Japanese pissed off a giant
Midway, Marianas, Tokyo fires
But they still wouldn't give up
In the sky a single B-
Atomic fury was unleashed
Incinerating people, cars, trees...

Six days later the US sang:

Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy VJ-Day

Unconventional surrender
F' Japan AND the Emperor!
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Kenny - February 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Bullseye! 555 kt?
Rob Arndt - February 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks but only 35kt total (15+20) for Little Boy and Fat Man.
Patrick - February 10, 2017 - Report this comment
One advantage of fighting a totalitarian state is that you only have to persuade one man to achieve surrender. When the war began to go "not necessarily in Japan's favor", the Emperor could surrender and and make it stick.
Jonathan - February 10, 2017 - Report this comment
this reminds me, I need to dig out my Ren & Stimpy DVDs! 5s

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