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Song Parodies -> "Must Be Santa"
Original Song Title:
"Give It Away"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Parody Song Title:
"Must Be Santa"
Parody Written by:
mouselover
The Lyrics
In the universe of my fanfic The Real Smash Bros. (found on FanFiction.Net), the Ice Climbers are Christmas fanatics. While living in the Smash Mansion during their time as Smashers, they heavily imposed the holiday upon the other residents. They also recorded two albums of Christmas songs, the first featuring a hit cover of Pokemon Christmas Bash's Under the Mistletoe to the tune of RHCP's Under the Bridge. After leaving Smash, in 2016 they revisited the idea of singing Christmas tunes to the tune of secular popular music for an entire album. One of the songs was a cover of Must Be Santa to the tune of Give It Away by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, the second time they covered a Christmas song to an RHCP song. This version of Must Be Santa was wildly different from other versions, adding lines that were not in the original lyrics.
Who's got a beard got a beard that's long now
Who's got a beard got a beard that's white now
Who's got a beard got a beard that's big now
I'll give you a hint he's associated with Christmas
Who comes around on a special night now
Who comes around on a special night now
Who comes around on a special night now
Here's another hint he wears a red suit
Santa's got a beard that's long, big and white
He's the one that comes on a special night
Got a factory that's open all night
You can never go there it's a secret that's right
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Who wears boots and a suit of red
Only goes to houses with kids in bed
Who wears a long cap on his head
Milk and cookies he's been fed
Here's a shout-out to the living dead
Santa wears boots and a suit of red
Only goes to houses with kids in bed
Santa wears a long cap on his head
Milk and cookies he's been fed
Santa Claus gives toys to the good kids
Santa Claus gives coal to the bad kids
Santa Claus gives prayers to the sick kids
Now I'm about to take you to the chorus
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Who's got a big red cherry nose
Who laughs this way "ho-ho-ho"
Who very soon will come our way
Eight little reindeer pull his sleigh
Santa's got a big red cherry nose
Santa laughs this way "ho-ho-ho"
Santa very soon will come our away
Santa's little reindeer pull our sleigh
Santa bring hope to us all
Santa can be found at your mall
When you see Santa please say "hi"
Tell him what you want and tell him why
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Who's got a beard got a beard that's long now
Who's got a beard got a beard that's white now
Who's got a beard got a beard that's big now
I'll give you a hint he's associated with Christmas
Who comes around on a special night now
Who comes around on a special night now
Who comes around on a special night now
Here's another hint he wears a red suit
Santa's got a beard that's long, big and white
He's the one that comes on a special night
Got a factory that's open all night
You can never go there it's a secret that's right
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Must be Santa Claus (repeat to end)
Who's got a beard got a beard that's white now
Who's got a beard got a beard that's big now
I'll give you a hint he's associated with Christmas
Who comes around on a special night now
Who comes around on a special night now
Who comes around on a special night now
Here's another hint he wears a red suit
Santa's got a beard that's long, big and white
He's the one that comes on a special night
Got a factory that's open all night
You can never go there it's a secret that's right
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Who wears boots and a suit of red
Only goes to houses with kids in bed
Who wears a long cap on his head
Milk and cookies he's been fed
Here's a shout-out to the living dead
Santa wears boots and a suit of red
Only goes to houses with kids in bed
Santa wears a long cap on his head
Milk and cookies he's been fed
Santa Claus gives toys to the good kids
Santa Claus gives coal to the bad kids
Santa Claus gives prayers to the sick kids
Now I'm about to take you to the chorus
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Who's got a big red cherry nose
Who laughs this way "ho-ho-ho"
Who very soon will come our way
Eight little reindeer pull his sleigh
Santa's got a big red cherry nose
Santa laughs this way "ho-ho-ho"
Santa very soon will come our away
Santa's little reindeer pull our sleigh
Santa bring hope to us all
Santa can be found at your mall
When you see Santa please say "hi"
Tell him what you want and tell him why
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Who's got a beard got a beard that's long now
Who's got a beard got a beard that's white now
Who's got a beard got a beard that's big now
I'll give you a hint he's associated with Christmas
Who comes around on a special night now
Who comes around on a special night now
Who comes around on a special night now
Here's another hint he wears a red suit
Santa's got a beard that's long, big and white
He's the one that comes on a special night
Got a factory that's open all night
You can never go there it's a secret that's right
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa Claus
Must be Santa Claus (repeat to end)
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