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Song Parodies -> "Caning Delinquent"

Original Song Title:

"Teethgrinder"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Therapy?

Parody Song Title:

"Caning Delinquent"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Im a caning delinquent (Just like Michael Fay)
Im a caning delinquent (Just like Michael Fay)
baby, you gotta help me, i'm a caning delinquent
I'm Michael Fay, i've got six strokes of the cane and i'm gone Singapore
(Whacking sound): Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

Caning deliquent (y'all see, im a caning delinquent)
Caning deliquent (y'all see, im a caning delinquent)
I am Michael Fay
and i bloomin' cried out for more (Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh)
Ouch, my arse
y'all see, i'm a caning deliquent

Y'all never see why i've been caned
I have left Singapore and i'm no good enough for that city anymore
Y'all see, i'm a caning deliquent

I'm a caning deliquent (and i've been caught)
I'm a caning deliquent (and i've been caught)
I'm a caning deliquent (and i've been caught)

Caning deliquent (ouch, my arse hurts)
Caning deliquent (ouch, my arse hurts)

Y'all see, i am Michael Fay
Do any of you, Red Ant and Guy Dirito, remember the Michael Fay incident in 1994 if so, reply back to me just uh, next week and there'll be more this Christmas

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Pacing: 1.0
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

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anondria - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
I remember that incident, it is nothing to write a parody about, and the two authors you mention haven't been here in months, I can't remember when Red Ant was on last, Guy was on briefly over the summer.

No one here will know the original song, but knowing you the pacing is s***, the subject and lyrics makes me think that you get off on Michael Fay's caning and corporal punishment in general, you are a sick puppy and you get 1s again.
The Beautiful South And Anondria - November 09, 2012 - Report this comment
i do apolgise for the pacing

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