Trump takes his dumps on a golden throne
Tweets a constant stream of narcissism from his phone.
He lives atop his ivory Trump Tower
And manages to say something stupid every hour.

He's Trump, he's Trump
How did he win?
We grump, "Let's dump the Trump
And vote again."

Trump's crazy plans just make no sense
But if he's impeached, we're stuck with President Mike Pence
Bad hair, big mouth, and tiny hands
Is he Russia's clown or fascist orangutan?

He's Trump, he's Trump
The President
How can we trump this chump?
We're not content.

"Blah, blah.
Thugs and rapists, I'll build a wall... blah.
Bring back jobs, lower tax for all... blah.
Grab her pussy, my hands aren't small... blah."

Trump is braggadocious and not very sharp
Trump plays politics like drummer plays a harp.
The people wanted an outsider
But now they're like flies who demanded a spider.

He's Trump, he's Trump
He's kind of dim
Let's kick Trump in the rump
And fire him.

Does the Trump have a whole brain?
I'd say no
Is Herr Trump batshit insane
I think so
(Yeah!)
Will we all live through Trump's reign
I don't know
Next four years will be a pain.
(Yes, we know)