Song Parodies -> "Presidential Wanker"

Original Song Title:

"Original Prankster"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Presidential Wanker"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

From InsanE magazine Special #1, 2001. (With new material added.)

Frickin' loser!

When you are Bill Clin-ton,
Life, life: cannot get any better.
Wife, wife: a bitch who has a vendetta.
Who cares? You're the president!
Even though your zipper games became ev-id-ent...

[Monica Lewinsky:]
"Stains! Stains!"

Crime, crime: shockin' all of the people.
Shame, shame: the couch is where you're sleepin'!
Fraud, fraud: is your specialty,

[Bill Clinton:]
"Well, I least I didn't bring in a GST, man."

Think that you're cool?
(You're the president!)
But don't inhale.
(You're the president!)
King of the world!
(You're the president!)
You must deny that 'head' happened at all!

Why did you bust out on her?
(Presidential wanker!)
Breaking news!
(Presidential scare!)
Loud whoreMonics?
(Presidential wanker!)
You're career's stopped now!
"Flopped out!"
You're looking shamed now, mate!

Frickin' loser!

A presidential twit, oh man.
Bad news, there's trouble brewin'.
Uncle Sam: "Lies always make it better."
Candidate for "member" of the year,
But Lewinksy confessed, ending your career!

[Monica Lewinsky:]
"Stains! Stains!"

Lied, lied: said you didn't have relations.
Tried, tried, claiming that sex aint fellation.

[Bill Clinton:]
"No way, none of it is true."
Well, your nose is shooting out like Pinocchio, yeah!

You used to rule?
(You're the president!)
But now you've failed.
(You're the president!)
Slept with that girl.
(You're the president!)
You must deny that 'head' happened at all!

Why did you bust out on her?
(Presidential wanker!)
Breaking news!
(Presidential scare!)
Loud whoreMonics?
(Presidential wanker!)
You're career's stopped now!
"Flopped out!"
You're looking shamed now, mate!

Life, life: made it as leader.
Wife, wife: now she will leave ya.
Crime, crime: shocked all the people.
Shame, shame: you big deceiver.
Lied, lied: lied to the media!
Lied, lied: lied to the media!
Lied, lied: lied to the media!
When the next "election comes", it won't involve you, yeah!

You're such a tool!
(You're the president!)
Get thrown in jail!
(You're the president!)
A wanker fool!
(You're the president!)
You must deny that 'head' happened at all!
Why did you bust out on her?

(Presidential wanker!)
Breaking news!
(Presidential scare!)
Loud whoreMonics?
(Presidential wanker!)
You're career's stopped now!
"Flopped out!"
You're looking shamed now, mate!

Kicked out? You suck now! Suck now!
But now, but now... you're wife's next candidate!

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Michael Pacholek - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment

So you'd rather have Georgie Bush, the Presidential Wanksta? Not me, I'm an American.

Punchline - November 26, 2005 - Report this comment

"Hey, Monica. You can stop now. You've been replaced!"

Keloh Cap Leah Cim - November 26, 2005 - Report this comment

So we'd rather have George "Dubya" Bush, the Presidential ass-kicker? Hell yeah! We're true Americans.

Michael Pacholek - November 27, 2005 - Report this comment

And whose ass has Georgie the Vacation Boy kicked? Poor people, old people, kids, people who understand that his war in Iraq is a big fat waste, people who know Saddam had nothing to do with 9/11 and kept al-Qaeda OUT of Iraq, where they're now in... and then, of course, the City of New Orleans. They'll be glad three years from now when his day is done.

Keloh Cap Leah Cim - November 27, 2005 - Report this comment

And whose ass has Dubya the Saddam capturer kicked? Limousine liberals, Osama bin Laid-Out-Dead, anarchist rioters, people who've shed huge crocodile tears for the Iraqi people and now want Saddam reinstated as Iraq's dictator so that he can feed people into wood-chippers again, people who ignore and deny all documented proof that we found in Iraq that Saddam helped bin Laden and was best buds with many different Muslim terrorists and that the Dhimmi-wannabe Europeans were helping him rebuild his weapons program and then, of course, the rare looter and rioter in the City of New Orleans. All of these assholes are still going to be screwed up and completely out of touch with reality decades from now when Bush and Clinton are both forgotten, just as they already were decades ago.

Immoral Liberal - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment

True Americans have always spoken out against the war. Slowly, other True Americans are discovering the lies that led to this unjust war. True Americans do not accuse those exercising their First Amendment rights as traitors. Signed, Immoral Liberal, a True American

Larebil Larommi - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Real Americans have always spoken out against the commie left. Real Americans have always known of the long litany of lies and hypocrisy that underlies the whole Democratic Party and their anti-American agenda. True Americans do accuse those who aid and comfort terrorists with their lies of treason. Signed, Larebil Larommi, Real American and bane of leftists and all other cowards and traitors.

Michael Pacholek - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Look in the mirror, Gabe H. Cuod! The coward is the one who sees wrong (Bush) and does nothing (rather than expose the bum as the immoral disaster that he is). All the improvements ever brought to this country were by those to the left of center.

Keloh Cap Leah Cim - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Look in the mirror, Pacholek! The coward is the one who sees evil (Saddam) and calls for impeaching the hero who got him for us (rather than for executing Saddam for the murderous bastard that he is). All the good that has ever come to this country lately was from those to the right of center.

Immoral Liberal - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Where is Osama? Larebil Larommi - have you ever had a thought of your own? Tell me the Saddam Hussein myth again and how he was responsible for 9/11.

Larebil Larommi - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Osama's in Hell. Immoral Liberal - do you have a brain at all? Tell me the Christmas in Cambodia myth again and why I should believe those CBS documents were real.

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