Toaster

Every day, well its the same
I think that my toaster is really lame
The toast is always burnt to a crisp
And each one of my teeth are badly chipped

But today I bought something new
A brand new 'Toaster-tron 1-6-5-2'
I don't know if im understood
But now the toast really tastes so good

It toasts the slice evenly on each side (each side)
Toaster Boy
And cooking toast just never felt so right
I like to eat 20 slices a night (a night)
Toaster Boy
But I could be puking up all night

Toaster

Now I am going off to bed
Cause all this eating toast has gone to my head
I fall asleep and I start to dream
That angry, giant toasters are after me

I tried to run and I tried to hide
But they caught me and they put me inside
With an evil laugh, they pushed the button down
But at least I know im gonna be cooked golden brown (oh yeah)

It toasts the slice evenly on each side (each side)
Toaster Boy
And cooking toast just never felt so right
I like to eat 20 slices a night (a night)
Toaster Boy
But I could be puking
I could be puking up all night

Toaster

It toasts the slice evenly on each side (each side)
Toaster Boy
And cooking toast just never felt so right
I like to eat 20 slices a night (a night)
Toaster Boy
But I could be puking up all night (all night)
Yeah I could be puking up all night