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Song Parodies -> "Link is not Alright"
Original Song Title:
"The Kids Aren't Alright"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Offspring
Parody Song Title:
"Link is not Alright"
Parody Written by:
Marianne E. B. Markham
The Lyrics
If any of you heard of the Zelda series, and know of Ocarina of time, this is what this parody would be based on. My second Zelda spoof ever.
When Link was young, the future wasn't so bright! (Whoa!!!)
The ole neighborhood was full of fright! (Whoa!!!)
And every Korkiri on the whole dang street (Whoa!!!)
Was gonna make it big and not be beat!
Now the neighborhood's cracked and torn! (Whoa!!!)
Link's a grown up but his life's a mess! (Whoa!!!)
How can one evil guy, screw up Hyrule this way?!
Chorus: Chances thrown!!!!! Nothing's free!!!!!
Longing for!!!!! What used to be!!!!
Still it's hard!!!! Hard to see!!!!
Cruel monsters!!!! Evil Schemes!!!!
GO!
Link had a chance, yeah he really did! (Whoa!!!!)
To gain the Triforce and save the world! (Whoa!!!!)
But in the temple he was too late! (Whoa!!!!)
Ganon grabbed it and opened up his gate!
The Redeads are everywhere! (Whoa!!!!)
Even Wolfos with shaggy hair! (Whoa!!!!)
What the hell is going on?!
Cruelest curse he's ever done?!
[Chorus]
[Chorus]
The ole neighborhood was full of fright! (Whoa!!!)
And every Korkiri on the whole dang street (Whoa!!!)
Was gonna make it big and not be beat!
Now the neighborhood's cracked and torn! (Whoa!!!)
Link's a grown up but his life's a mess! (Whoa!!!)
How can one evil guy, screw up Hyrule this way?!
Chorus: Chances thrown!!!!! Nothing's free!!!!!
Longing for!!!!! What used to be!!!!
Still it's hard!!!! Hard to see!!!!
Cruel monsters!!!! Evil Schemes!!!!
GO!
Link had a chance, yeah he really did! (Whoa!!!!)
To gain the Triforce and save the world! (Whoa!!!!)
But in the temple he was too late! (Whoa!!!!)
Ganon grabbed it and opened up his gate!
The Redeads are everywhere! (Whoa!!!!)
Even Wolfos with shaggy hair! (Whoa!!!!)
What the hell is going on?!
Cruelest curse he's ever done?!
[Chorus]
[Chorus]
Copyright: 2001, property of Marianne E. B. Markham
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um i dont klnow what this coment thing is about i jist wanted u let u all know that LINK RULES!!!! hes my hero and enyone who tels me otherwize gets the sh!t beet out of thekm sorry i dont mean to sware :)
Since that's my favorite Offspring song, and I am a huge Link fan, yes, even before Final Fantasy, Link comes first, I loved it! Maybe I should send you some songs. -Verdandi24
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