Have you ever sat by the Christmas tree
Amidst the paper that you ripped
And the pressies that you got were horrible
So bad that that you felt gipped?

I never wanted these face paints, I asked for a new skateboard
Back-issues of albums by Staind
Makes me wonder if you ever knew just what I like?
Seems to me you don't know yet, and here I hold the valid proof:
These bad presents that I get

Have you ever got a toy from some moron
And it is one that you possess?
But you just dunno how to deal with that Tom
Which weapon would you think work best?

I said I wanted Bumblebee, not this useless Deluxe Brawl
You owe me an apology
'Cause you said you thought that I was actually a girl
That just shows you are quite thick, backing up my valid proof:
These bad presents that I get

I'm not ungrateful, I am just in a bad mood
I'd like to think that these gifts were just mistakes
But one more mistake, I think I'll go just a little nuts
Might be ungrateful, but it's not without a good reason

Christmas should be lots of fun, not a total waste of time
Don't want another Deep Impact*
It makes me wonder if you ever knew just what I like?
The same goes for my two brothers, and we have here the valid proof:
These bad presents that we get

Never asked for a colouring-in book
Better get off your fat ass
And find out what it is I want
It makes me wonder if you

Ever thought to, find it all out before?
'Cause it's getting rather old
Ev'ry Christmas I'll get proof
Of the bad presents that I get