[REBEKAH DUB]
I’m going to be thirty soon,
so single men beware!
I’ll have to get into the habit
Of matching underwear
Matching underwear to my bra
in case I get lucky
My biological clock is
ticking too damn quickly

I realize now I’ve had too many flings
now I just can’t wait for a ring!

[MOTHER]
You have all the time in the world
to find a man, Bekah.

[REBEKAH DUB]
My inbox is empty (Check out some profiles!)
No one’s winking at me (Wink at them first!)
My calendar’s lonely (Pick up the phone and call!)
No one’s asking me out (Coffee, Bek?)

Free to mope within my room (Well, that doesn’t sound like fun.)
Free to whine about my doom

[MOTHER]
I think it’s time that we arranged
A mother-daughter day

[REBEKAH DUB]
Depends on what’s your
mind for our mother-daughter day

[MOTHER]
We’ll dine out at Cheesecake Fac-to-ry and
go shopping!
Maybe we will get a hot waiter
and get his phone number

And hopefully a serenade he will sing

[REBEKAH DUB]
Mom, I just can't wait for a ring!

[HOT CHEESECAKE FACTORY WAITER]
Would you like some cheesecake?
Or an appetizer?

[REBEKAH DUB]
I’d like a mimosa
and a hand in marriage
Ah, shit!

I’m now covered in a cloak of regret
I think I’ll stuff my face with this baguette
‘Lest this embarrassment I can offset

Oh, I just can’t wait for a ring
No, I just can’t wait for a ring
Damn it, I can’t waaaaaaaaaaait for a ring!