Song Parodies -> "103"

Original Song Title:

"Why Not Me?"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

The Judds

Parody Song Title:

"103"

Parody Written by:

M.C. McGhee

The Lyrics

This is about a toll-free crisis helpline, phone number 103.

You've been in every clinic all around the world
Hey dude, do you know this call's still free?
Toll-free, dial 103
Well you've finally come round to your strange and wild ways
Your lawyer and shrink are waiting patiently
Toll-ree, dial 103
103 on a gloomy day?
103 to con you out of suicide?
Toll free, dial 103
103's always on your side
Don't swallow those pesticides
Toll-free, dial 103
You've been searching for a solution from North to South
It's time to up and call 103
You know that it's toll-free, so dial 103
You had to see if you were mortal or not
It's time to find out how good psych care can be
Toll-free, dial 103
103 on a gloomy day?
103 to talk you out of suicide?
Toll-free, dial 103
103's always on your side
Don't swallow those pesticides
Toll-free, dial 103
You've been in every clinic all around the world
Hey dude, don't you know this call's still free?
Dial 103, if you want advice or help, dial 103

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