DKTOS, but I can feel the beat, and it fits the subject. I like this. 5s. I didn't know about this strain of Russian neo-Nazism, but now that I think of it, the original German brown shirts of the 1920s through '30s were largely gay. The cruelest men were found to be homosexual.

555 for the parody, but JR above is abusing the SA's perverted leader to suggest Nazi homosexuals were majority and cruelest. Both suggestions are false. Homosexuals were among first to be gassed and the cruelest Nazi thugs surpassing the Allgemeine SS, Einsatzkommndos, and SA were the Anti-partisan DB group of German poachers, rapists, and murderers released from prisons to hunt and kill all enemies of the Reich in foreign nations. They butchered hundreds of thousands and were never prosecuted. Even the Waffen SS hated to work with them!!!

Rob refers (but not by name) to Ernst Röhm. The SA had a reputation for street violence, heavy drinking, and the open homosexuality of Röhm and other SA leaders such as his deputy Edmund Heines. One American journalist later wrote, "[Röhm's] chiefs, men of the rank of Gruppenfuehrer or Obergruppenfuehrer, commanding units of several hundred thousand Storm Troopers, were almost without exception homosexuals." In 1931, the Münchener Post, a Social Democratic newspaper, obtained and published Röhm's letters to a friend discussing his homosexual affairs. Admittedly, this doesn't prove that homosexuals were in the majority during the early period, but they were numerous enough and butch-rough enough to establish the thuggish character of the Brown Shirts.
Hitler was aware of Röhm's homosexuality. At this point they were so close that they addressed each other as du (the German familiar form of "you"). No other top Nazi leader enjoyed that privilege, and their close association led to rumors that Hitler himself was homosexual. Röhm was the only Nazi leader who dared to address Hitler by his first name "Adolf" rather than "mein Führer."
It is widely speculated that the persecution of homosexuals was directed against the effeminate type and was meant, in part, to give the illusion of manliness to the Nazi butch gays.
By the way, Goering liked to wear nail polish and dress in drag. Not that there's anything wrong with it!

JR, although ER and some SA were homosexuals, the Nazi Party considered same sex acts and relationships as Anti-Volk and banned such behavior from 1935. Gays were beaten, imprisoned, put in camps, medically experimented on, or killed outright. By 1941, any German Police Officer or Waffen SS member was to be put to death for such an offense. Homosexuals were given pink stars and liquidated along with all other undesirables. Modern authors with a Gay agenda have tried to falsify Nazi Party history including Gay German bars, founders, and homoerotic art by German artists. All have been proven false. The Nazi Party was founded by Thule and Vril Gesellschaft members originating in 1919. Hitler detested homosexuals as unfit to live in the Aryan society that was aimed at marriage and procreation of future German soldiers. Married couples received extensive benefits in the Reich. 100s of fhousands of Gays were exterminated. Goering was of course an oddball character that stole art, dressed in weird outfits, was an opiate addict, and who had his own luxury train. There is also a long list of Allied propaganda concerning Hitler's sexuality from French prostitutes in WW1 to sex with his niece, golden showers, etc... which are also proven false. Hitler probably loved his German Shepherd Blondi more than Eva Braun, but he was still heterosexual and married her before he died. Btw, British forces were notorious for dressing in drag and homosexuals in the RN.

Ah, history update. The USSR or as you call Russians (or did you mean to say Prussians which would be way more accurate) were indeed fighting nazi Germany and were their enemy and were actually allies with the US, UK, Canada, Australia and others too numerous to mention so as to not create a laundry list on comment space I will spare listing them all.

Albeit that the alliance with the USSR was tenuous at best, none the less they were fighting with the West to destroy a common foe. A good analogy of the Soviet and Western alliance put into anecdotal terminology would be "The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend".

How in the name of FUBAR do you get nazi Russians? He who ignores history lives to regret repeating it. C'mon get with the program already. I should 1 this but as a one time Senator from Illinois later turned POTUS who on all Senate votes simply voted present, which is what a 1 vote for this train wreck of a parody would be, simply that "a present' and I missed you for Christmas so unless it is your birthday you get no present from me Private Partz or my no longer don't ask don't tell bunk buddy and US Navy guy Seaman Stainz. The guys you are describing would be like another acquaintance of ours who is known as Corporal Punishment. Now the Corporal fits the bill for the butch gays you portray here.

We shall now be pleased to entertain any questions or concerns as they pertain to the commentary herein posted for the entire WWW to read and we take full responsibility for the contents of this comment. The Private, Corporal and Seaman all support this comment. This comment was ran through our chain of command for approval and has been endorsed by Major Disturbance, USAF and General Nuisance, USMC, Commanding.

Private Partz ' typoed' his handle and drew a week of KP for this undisciplined act. This is official military correspondence and the penalties for lack of attention to detail can be quite severe, He got off light. MAJ Disturbance has had a wee bit of the spirits tonight with the holiday and all and his colour is one of an at ease type of posturing. By order of the XO MAJ Disturbance this correction to the proper title for Private Partz is as follows:

Private Partz (MG Patton's Driver)

PVT Partz is not the same driver that was responsible for Major General Patton's most untimely death in an automobile accident in West Germany in 1945.

Authentication Status of forces agreement Unterzeichnerbüro Wehrmacht Bundeswehr gezeichnet:

Herr Kline Ausfahrt Blunder

Yeah you can call me Ray, you can call me hey or you can call me J but you doesn't hasta call me Johnson, which is what these seem to have well in hand and other places indeed.

Seriously I draw your attention with this very old TV ad circa 1979 to illustrate a point. You can call them gay and you can call them nazis or you can call them gay nazis and you can call them Russian or you can call them gay Russians but you just caint call 'em nazi Russians because they ain't no such thing.

Typo blunder having occurred in Soviet sector of Berlin, the case of Pvt. Partz has been turned over to Maj. I. Jackoff by order of Supreme Butch of CUMSPOTZ, Gen, Kutchakokoff.

@ Marshal Zhukov. Howling LOLs! Me thinks there is one more culprit in the Soviet sector of Berlin on topic typo blunder that has eluded scrutiny and that would be in the person of Kommissaire Field General Petar Rotcherkokov.