Song Parodies -> "Napoleon"

Original Song Title:

"Turn it On"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Napoleon"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I know Napoleon is off paced with turn it on, but you can make it work... obviously about Napoleon Dynamite

Got a friend-His name is Pedro...
He's Mexican- but he's neat-o...
His accent is kinda Spanish...
As for me-I've got an afro...

And on my face, I've got glasses...
Besides Pedro, I sit alone...
I close my eyes when I do stare
I've got a shirt- Vote for Pedro...

Napoleon
Napoleon I'm a nerd-uh...
Napoleon
And I always get a beat-up...
Napoleon
I don't borrow school chapstick...
Even with my chapped lips.
Napoleon

When my grandma had some trouble...
I was watched by uncle Rico...
Think Deb's looks are quite appealing-
and she takes all of my photos.

Napoleon (Napoleon)
Napoleon I'm a nerd-uh...
Napoleon (Napoleon)
And I always get a beat-up...
Napoleon (Napoleon)
I don't borrow school chapstick...
Even with my chapped lips.
Napoleon

Napoleon (Napoleon)
Napoleon I'm a nerd-uh... (Napoleon)
Napoleon (Napoleon)
And I always get a beat-up... (Napoleon)
Napoleon (Napoleon)
I don't borrow school chapstick... (Napoleon)
Even with my chapped lips.
Napoleon

Napoleon (Napoleon)
Napoleon I'm a nerd-uh...
Napoleon (Napoleon)
And I always get a beat-up...
Napoleon (Napoleon)
I don't borrow school chapstick...
Even with my chapped lips.
Napoleon

Napoleon (Napoleon)
Napoleon I'm a nerd-uh... (Napoleon)
Napoleon (Napoleon)
And I always get a beat-up... (Napoleon)
Napoleon (Napoleon)
I don't borrow school chapstick... (Napoleon)
Even with my chapped lips.
Napoleon

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Arwen - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment

I really would love to vote...because I love Mr. Dynamite...but alas...I DKTOS...=( Nice subject matter, though...=)

Matthias - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Ditto, but this parody otherwise is flippin sweet!!!

Dominic L. - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks guys

Stuart McArthur - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment

DKTOS, Dominic but it's a nice job - 444 not because of the Napoleon/Turn It On but because of the repetition of your choruses (varying choruses has pretty well become de rigeur around here for it to be 555-worthy)

Dominic L. - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Yes, I was debating on whether I should change the chorus' lyrics, but decided that I was too lazy to do so.... :\

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