Just what is this teacher talking about
While writing essays, says to space things out
I see here gleam, then I see her frown
She writes a C down, she circles some nouns

Her highlighter touches with yellow
When I see my grade I may bellow
I did-well okay-but wasn't my best
It may make me grr, but at least I passed

"Please Double-Space This"
That was my first big mistake
And watch your cases
"Your paper's opaque"

I gazed at the paper awhile
What was I thinking with this style
Now I can see that I didn't do my best
There's no use in guessing, She'll mark the rest

She marked poor lower cases
Yeah she could tell what I had faked
In the white spaces
She marks my mistakes
She marks my mistakes

As I finished my page, in red ink, "Good job Dave"
I stared at the text it says, "Good line about waves"
She said, "watch all your indentations though"
So as I glared I gathered she's a pro

I guess I should go retrace this
Read about all my mistakes
I should embrace it
Give a double take
Give a double take
She'll catch all my mistakes (Please Double Space This)
She'll catch all my mistakes
She'll catch all my mistakes (Please Double Space This)