Song Parodies -> "Jeans"

Original Song Title:

"Dreams"

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Original Performer:

"Jeans"

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The Lyrics

Butt's too wide
When changing clothes I strain
To zip them up, It's a pain
I need new jeans
I sucked it in and I squeezed
This muffin top is obscene

I know I once was a size four
But now I lounge and just play "Spore"
While scarfing down junk food

And so I've grown a bit chubby
Can't pull these Hanes up past my knees
Time for a shopping spree

Hit the store
And Abercrombie's explored
But big folks are too abhorred
I tried a slew
But with these pants I am screwed
The buttons pop cause I'm huge

Besides this brand name's too ritzy
Here at Wal-Mart I bought ten jeans
For the same stinkin' price

Not Old Navy but they'll suffice
At least they're not sweat pants, Alright?!
They're good to some degree

It's my strife
But I enjoy a buffet
So my pants constantly change
I'm sick of jeans
That always burst at the seams
But the gym's not my scene
Gross sweating...

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Old Man Ribber - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment

You don't need my compliments and score...but I did it anyway. (Just messin' with ya...hehe) Nice job. ;D

Rex - March 09, 2013 - Report this comment

Your protagonist needs whatever type of pants the Hulk wears, they seem to be able to move between any size needed. Weight parodies are always fun.

Agrimorfee - March 14, 2013 - Report this comment

I wonder what you could have done with the yodeling fadeout, but ignoring that, this was pretty darned good.

bobpiecheese - March 21, 2013 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Parodies about overweight people are one of those things that have been done many times before, but I've yet to see them be done wrong. I've seen them be done bland, which yours is certainly not, but not outright wrong. Better get a pair of size 555 jeans!

Max Power - March 23, 2013 - Report this comment

Just a right fit.

Red Ant - March 24, 2013 - Report this comment

Perfectly paced, but I should dock you like you did me on "Dirty Laundry" for leaving out the yodeling parts. Actually, Im glad you did, perfectly paced, if this were recorded, it would be better, as it would be a shorter track w/o that unparodiable yodeling crap. Not LOL funny, so 545.

Matthias - March 24, 2013 - Report this comment

Red Ant: The Yodeling in this song aren't actual lyrics you cut the entire chorus out of your "Dirty Laundry" parody... Not really a fair comparison but thanks for the comment.

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