(Instrumental intro)

It's late at night
And he's feeling down
Since Clinton left Washington D.C.
Went to New York City, his new grounds

He can't step outside
'Coz she drew a line
If she catches him in some downtown bar
Then she'll throw him out, must occupy his mind

Saw Oprah in his den
Idea popped up in his head
Now that's his new scheme
Boob tube forever

So Clinton wants a TV show (Clinton wants a TV show)
And for fifty million he'll go, oh, oh
So Clinton wants a TV show (Clinton wants a TV show)
And TV is where he wants to go...

But can it be right
Should he even try
Show up on our TV screens
Turn on TV, see Clinton, he's so bright-eyed

Some say, "wait a sec",
Will he get success
Does he have any more tricks
Other than groping poor interns down there

Get Clinton out of bed
Fifty million, he must be paid
Then Clinton, show his head
The boob tube forever

So Clinton wants a TV show (Clinton wants a TV show)
And for fifty million he'll go, oh, oh
So Clinton wants a TV show (Clinton wants a TV show)
And TV is where he wants to go...

Bill Clinton wants a TV show (Clinton wants a TV show)
And for fifty million he'll go, oh, oh
Bill Clinton wants a TV show (Clinton wants a TV show)
And TV is where he wants to go...

Popped up in his head
New reason to get out of bed
On our TV screens
Boob tube forever
(Boob tube forever)
Boob tube forever

So Clinton wants a TV show (Clinton wants a TV show)
And for fifty million he'll go, oh, oh
So Clinton wants a TV show (Clinton wants a TV show)
And TV is where he wants to go...

Bill Clinton wants a TV show (Clinton wants a TV show)
And for fifty million he'll go, oh, oh
Bill Clinton wants a TV show (Clinton wants a TV show)

For fifty mil, for fifty million he'll go (Clinton wants a TV show)
For fifty million he'll go (Clinton wants a TV show)
(Clinton wants a...)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Clinton wants a TV show)
Yeah, yeah, yeah (Clinton wants a TV show)