budweiser's not nicer, taste is slice and dice'r
corona, or Brahma, don't like it no mama,
St pauli, or keystone, tastes like a sawbone...

went to the florida keys,
started drinking michelob
I drank it nice and slow to get the taste of it all..

listened to a band,
with my Michy in my hand
I was falling in love
with this new found beer and native land
it was Michelob

budweiser's not nicer, taste is slice and dice'r
corona, or Brahma, don't like it no mama,
St pauli, or keystone, tastes like a sawbone...

ooh I wanna buy you all a michelob
don't drink too fast,
or you'll be running low
just taste it nice and slow
here, try a michelob

just fill your beak, your breath like beer will reek

just like A B C
a perfect yeast, malt chemistry
by the by I feel dry, I think I'll have a bit digestively

afternoon then night
drank like fish till the morning light
and there's no D U I
your BAC is not too high
when drinking michelob

budweiser's not nicer, taste is slice and dice'r
corona, or Brahma, don't like it no mama,
St pauli, or keystone, tastes like a sawbone...

ooh I wanna buy you all a michelob
don't drink too fast,
or you'll be running low
just taste it nice and slow
here, try a michelob

glassed rinsed, this beer it just makes sense
Port au prince I wanna catch a glimpse

everybody knows
the best beer here is michelob
now all the rest just blow,
there's no others in my place
it's always michelob

budweiser's not nicer, taste is slice and dice'r
corona, or Brahma, don't like it no mama,
St pauli, or keystone, tastes like a sawbone...

ooh I wanna buy you all a michelob
don't drink too fast,
or you'll be running low
just taste it nice and slow
here, try a michelob

budweiser's not nicer, taste is slice and dice'r
corona, or Brahma, don't like it no mama,
St pauli, or keystone, tastes like a sawbone...

ooh I wanna buy you all a michelob