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Song Parodies -> "She's So Dry"
Original Song Title:
"She's So High"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tal Bachman
Parody Song Title:
"She's So Dry"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
she once was alone
big ones, of silicone,
nice touch, smell, tight and round
but somehow I can't believe
this silly thing could happen
this all just seems so wrong
until she started yapping yeah yeah
that she's so dry, does she love me?
when will she rub me?
she's so high,
arid mantras, moan and bark, this happens nightly
she's so dry
hey, does she love me?
tall glass, I get it free,
H20 you see
now she's glad she's a wetter thing
why should a guy like me
ever bring her water?
this makes her moist, you see..
and then she'll be my lover
now she's so dry, does she love me?
when will she rub me?
she's so high,
arid mantras, moan and bark, this happens nightly
she's so dry
hey, does she love me?
she cries oh won't you please
get it immediately
and what she says, sounds so surreal
and somehow I can't believe
why should a guy like me
ever bring her water?
this makes her moist, you see..
and then she'll be my lover
yeah yeah
now she's so dry, does she love me?
when will she rub me?
she's so high,
arid mantras, moan and bark, this happens nightly
she's so dry
hey, does she love me?
big ones, of silicone,
nice touch, smell, tight and round
but somehow I can't believe
this silly thing could happen
this all just seems so wrong
until she started yapping yeah yeah
that she's so dry, does she love me?
when will she rub me?
she's so high,
arid mantras, moan and bark, this happens nightly
she's so dry
hey, does she love me?
tall glass, I get it free,
H20 you see
now she's glad she's a wetter thing
why should a guy like me
ever bring her water?
this makes her moist, you see..
and then she'll be my lover
now she's so dry, does she love me?
when will she rub me?
she's so high,
arid mantras, moan and bark, this happens nightly
she's so dry
hey, does she love me?
she cries oh won't you please
get it immediately
and what she says, sounds so surreal
and somehow I can't believe
why should a guy like me
ever bring her water?
this makes her moist, you see..
and then she'll be my lover
yeah yeah
now she's so dry, does she love me?
when will she rub me?
she's so high,
arid mantras, moan and bark, this happens nightly
she's so dry
hey, does she love me?
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