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Song Parodies -> "My Diner"
Original Song Title:
"Tom's Diner"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Suzanne Vega
Parody Song Title:
"My Diner"
Parody Written by:
Adrian Reavill
The Lyrics
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
I'm a waitress and I'm working at a diner kinda gooddy
And the boss is really grouchy, and there's Venture,she's my buddy
"Kiss my grits" I hear all the time from gum popping sassy ass Flo
And the food is really lousy and it only rates one star
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
My tv show was a movie, but it didn't have a laugh track
Cause the tv show was funny, but the film was going to be good
I'm a widow and I have a teenage son whose name is Jakey
He's played by a kid whose sister was Jo on The Facts of Mice
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
My name's Adrian, I don't live here anymore, you may have noticed
Cause I moved to Nottinghamshire where I'm working as a waitress
And I also am a splasher, but I don't get many offers
So I'm working at my diner, best that I can do for now
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
I'm a waitress and I'm working at a diner kinda gooddy
And the boss is really grouchy, and there's Venture,she's my buddy
"Kiss my grits" I hear all the time from gum popping sassy ass Flo
And the food is really lousy and it only rates one star
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
My tv show was a movie, but it didn't have a laugh track
Cause the tv show was funny, but the film was going to be good
I'm a widow and I have a teenage son whose name is Jakey
He's played by a kid whose sister was Jo on The Facts of Mice
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
My name's Adrian, I don't live here anymore, you may have noticed
Cause I moved to Nottinghamshire where I'm working as a waitress
And I also am a splasher, but I don't get many offers
So I'm working at my diner, best that I can do for now
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
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