She is young, cos Nick's old
Can't pick Idol from Joel
She's on Ten, Wednesday nights, She's not bright

She wakes up, she goes out
Depletes the, bank account
Scared of dolphins and heights, She's not bright

What's her IQ?
It must be four
Can't pronounce, "sub - se - quent"
She's a strange little girl

But she is flush, be polite
Can't go mad, head's too light
Can she tell, left from right?
She's not bright

Ate some nosh, from the sea
Looked like foul, to us plebes
Leave it go, or she'll bawl
She's not bright

What's her IQ?
It must be four
Can't pronounce, "sub - se - quent"
She's a strange little girl

But she is young, her teeth gleam
Keeps her sheets, nice and clean
She'll stay spoilt, all her life, She's not bright

What's her IQ?
It must be four
Can't pronounce, "sub - se - quent"
She's a strange little girl

She is young, cos Nick's old
Can't pick Idol from Joel
She's on Ten, Wednesday nights, She's not bright