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Song Parodies -> "SecondSkin StretchPants"

Original Song Title:

"SpongeBob SquarePants"

Original Performer:

SpongeBob SquarePants TV Show

Parody Song Title:

"SecondSkin StretchPants"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Bikini Bottom turns into a dump. SpongeBob gets kinky...
Are you ready SpongeBod?
For some Femdom?
Gonna break you
Hands tied...

Whooooooooo
Lives in a dungeon dark as can be?
SecondSkin StretchPants!
Who now lives a life no longer pain-free?
SecondSkin StretchPants!
Swatted and whipped on his rear by his Mis
SecondSkin StretchPants!
Fine leather boots she demands that he kiss!

SecondSkin StretchPants!
SecondSkin StretchPants!
SecondSkin StretchPants!
Sandy's demanding he put on his maaaask!

"Help, Mr. Krabs!!!"

[Mr. Krabs]
"Not now SpongeBob, I'm countin' all this money we made with this morning's show"
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Jonathan - October 05, 2016 - Report this comment
come to think of it everytime Sandy is seen in her Treedome it IS in nothing but her underwear... I know sick aren't I? 455
Rob Arndt - October 05, 2016 - Report this comment
Or else Sandy gets the better of SpongeBob during their karate matches! Ouch!

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