Eating light, was feeling better
IBS strikes, clench my cheeks together
Just can’t believe it
Just can’t believe it
Toilet to find
Oh hell, I’m in danger
Can’t lose control in front of strangers
I need to go sh-t
I need to go sh-t
Oh no, my sphincter‘s getting lazy,
Can’t hold on, can’t hold on
'Cause tonight, that’s right. I gotta go
Number 2, not Number 1!!!

I need to pinch a loaf like
I never needed to before
(Gotta get to a John so badly)
Sweatin’ all the more
Gonna have an accident on the floor
(Gotta get to a John so badly)
Is there a stall free?
‘Cause I don’t have to pee

OMG, this lock’s not working’
Looks like I will need a token
I have no coins to pay
It doesn’t even work that way
On the floor I will endeavor
To crawl under, it’s now or never
Oh sh-t, can’t believe it
Bowels churnin’, gotta relieve this

This is no good
It hurts so badly
Can’t hold on, can’t hold on
'Cause tonight, that’s right. I gotta go
Number 2, not Number 1!!!

I need to pinch a loaf like
I never needed to before
(Gotta get to a John so badly)
Sweatin’ all the more
Gonna have an accident on the floor
(Gotta get to a John so badly)
Is there a stall free?
‘Cause I don’t have to pee

Drop my shorts fast, it’s crazy,
Put it on (ass gasket), put it on (ass gasket)
Can’t hold on, can’t hold on
'Cause tonight, that’s right. I gotta go
Number 2, not Number 1!!!

I need to pinch a loaf like
I never needed to before
(Gotta get to a John so badly)
Sweatin’ all the more
Gonna have an accident on the floor
(Gotta get to a John so badly)
Is there a stall free?
‘Cause I don’t have to pee

I need to pinch a loaf like
I never needed to before
(Gotta get to a John so badly)
Sweatin’ all the more
Gonna have an accident on the floor
(Gotta get to a John so badly)
Is there a stall free?
‘Cause I don’t have to pee

‘Cause I don’t have to pee