MOM 1:
Times have changed
Our kids are getting fat
They won’t eat healthy food
They eat what’s good fun for a rat
MOM 2:
Should we blame McDonalds?
MOM 3:
Or blame society?
DADS:
Or should we blame a character on TV?
MOM 1:
YES!
Blame Cookie Monster
ADULTS:
Blame Cookie Monster
MOM 1:
With his two googly little eyes
And Muppet head so full of lies
ADULTS:
Blame Cookie Monster
Blame Cookie Monster
MOM 1:
We need to form a full assault!
ADULTS:
It’s Cookie’s fault
MOM 2:
Don’t blame me for my fat son
He saw the darn TV show
Now just sweets for him are fun
MOM 3:
And my own daughter once
Had a thin picture on my shelf
But now when I see her
She’s as pudgy as an elf
MOM 1:
Well?
Blame Cookie Monster
ADULTS:
Blame Cookie Monster
MOM 1:
It seems that everything’s gone wrong
Since Cookie Monster came along
ADULTS:
Blame Cookie Monster
Blame Cookie Monster
DAD:
He’s not even a real being anyway
MOM 4:
My son could have been an athlete and a gym instructor too
Instead he porked up and I went from three kids down to two
ADULTS:
Should we blame what’s sugary?
Should we blame what’s sour?
Or the fact that you found no doctors at that hour?
MOM 1:
HECK NO!
ADULTS:
Blame Cookie Monster
Blame Cookie Monster
MOM 1:
With his unhealthy hullabaloo
MOM 3:
And his loud eating noises too
ADULTS:
Blame Cookie Monster
Shame on Cookie Monster
For
His fattening trash
It must be smashed
The gluttonous fun
Must all be undone
We must blame him and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!