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Song Parodies -> "Our Existence"
Original Song Title:
"La Resistance"
Original Performer:
South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut
Parody Song Title:
"Our Existence"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
Expect further parodies from this project, this is just outlining the project. . .La Reistance is the song in South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut that brings everything together. My version is North Pole: Warmer, Wetter and Trees Cut. As always, I'm at badave.com
(Below Average Dave)
The Earth is getting warmer each day
The temperature's up in every land
and woe is me, our ancest'ry
Who've made us what we've come to be
We need a new global plan
We've heard our leaders games
They point, bicker and fight
They love to place the blame
On everyone in sight
While all this time they've bought
from those they crap upon
If we die--Our Existence is gone
(BAD & Fans)
Half the species are now dead
and our trees are near gone
The Ozone needs a patch
Our deepest seas are hurt
So what we need to do
Is stop pointing our fingers
Whine and cry when the problems are gone
(First World Leaders)
Blame the third world
Blame the third world
They have run their rivers dry
and they eat turtles served with fries
(Third World Leaders)
You guys aren't right
You'll never change
An ugly sight
Are your damn highways
You drive a Hummer?
We're on bikes
Turn out your lights!
(Antarctican Terrorists)
Our continent is melting soon
Antarctica is surely doomed
We're gonna find some more damn room
We'll head for land tomorrow noon
(People in Denial)
Those who buy into this are just suckers
They just want our extra money all you suckers
Sounds like a record that is stuck
How'd we get sucked into this muck
(BAD Fans)
What is all of this blaming for
Can they not see the rising shores
Can't they just work it out and move on?
(Antarctican Terrorists)
It's getting hot down here!!!
(First World Leaders)
When the third world admits they're wrong
The Earth will fin'lly get along
***Parts start overlapping big time**
(Below Average Dave)
When you're out there pumping gas
Check all your tires' air
You may think I smoke grass
You'll go further I swear
So as our planet grows
and more children we spawn
If we try
Our Existence goes on!!!!!!
(Third World Leaders)
The U.S.A., they need to change
and the Chinese, have wasteful ways
The first world nations, what a fright
(Antarctican Terrorists)
Our home it has no prayer
(First World Leaders)
We can't take the blame
Let's blame the third world
Blame the third world
Blame the third world
The Earth is getting warmer each day
The temperature's up in every land
and woe is me, our ancest'ry
Who've made us what we've come to be
We need a new global plan
We've heard our leaders games
They point, bicker and fight
They love to place the blame
On everyone in sight
While all this time they've bought
from those they crap upon
If we die--Our Existence is gone
(BAD & Fans)
Half the species are now dead
and our trees are near gone
The Ozone needs a patch
Our deepest seas are hurt
So what we need to do
Is stop pointing our fingers
Whine and cry when the problems are gone
(First World Leaders)
Blame the third world
Blame the third world
They have run their rivers dry
and they eat turtles served with fries
(Third World Leaders)
You guys aren't right
You'll never change
An ugly sight
Are your damn highways
You drive a Hummer?
We're on bikes
Turn out your lights!
(Antarctican Terrorists)
Our continent is melting soon
Antarctica is surely doomed
We're gonna find some more damn room
We'll head for land tomorrow noon
(People in Denial)
Those who buy into this are just suckers
They just want our extra money all you suckers
Sounds like a record that is stuck
How'd we get sucked into this muck
(BAD Fans)
What is all of this blaming for
Can they not see the rising shores
Can't they just work it out and move on?
(Antarctican Terrorists)
It's getting hot down here!!!
(First World Leaders)
When the third world admits they're wrong
The Earth will fin'lly get along
***Parts start overlapping big time**
(Below Average Dave)
When you're out there pumping gas
Check all your tires' air
You may think I smoke grass
You'll go further I swear
So as our planet grows
and more children we spawn
If we try
Our Existence goes on!!!!!!
(Third World Leaders)
The U.S.A., they need to change
and the Chinese, have wasteful ways
The first world nations, what a fright
(Antarctican Terrorists)
Our home it has no prayer
(First World Leaders)
We can't take the blame
Let's blame the third world
Blame the third world
Blame the third world
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Awesome work here Dave! I loved the idea behind this, see political ideas are good when they're done so that everybody can relate to them and are done cleverly.
Thank Matty, just looks like I picked the wrong day to post it. . .ah well, still a fun idea, still plan on doing the whole project too, eventually as the project goes on more people will see the intitial parody I would imagine.
Oooh...this looks to be quite ambitious. Love how you are incorporating the Antarctican Terrorists here. So this going to be an eco-minded work? Good luck!
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