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Song Parodies -> "What Would Billy Martin Do? Part ll"
Original Song Title:
"What Would Brian Boitano Do?"
Original Performer:
South Park
Parody Song Title:
"What Would Billy Martin Do? Part ll"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
One of the better ones I made, a sequel to my previous one which was deleted due to the fact that it's in my friend's account.
What would Billy Martin do..
if baseball wasn't around?
He'd spend at least 15 years to life..
That's what Billy Martin'd do!
When Billy Martin was at Copacabana
Celebrating his birthday..
He, Whitey and Mick got into a huge brawl
Which a group of bowlers has started..
When Billy Martin was in Middle East
Fighting terrorists..
He drunkenly ran them over with K.I.T.T.
And saved the entire world..
So what would Billy Martin do..
If he's still alive today?
I'm sure he'd kill a dude or two..
That's what Billy Martin'd do!
Man what is going on with this world, it's now a helluva mess..
And I all the terrorism to end for good..
I'm gonna try to take down PETA too, cos that's what Billy Martin'd do!
What would Billy Martin do?
He'd draw all the thugs from town
And beat them to a bloody pulp..
That's what Billy Martin'd do!
When Billy Martin travelled through time
To the year 1972..
He fought the Evil Black September
and saved the Olympics again
And when Billy Martin built the WTC
He beat up Bin Laden..
Cos Billy Martin doesn't take shit
from a-ny-one!
Lets get everyone together..
And unite to save the world!
And we'll beat up those PETA fools..
Cos that's what Billy Martin'd do!
And we'll beat up those PETA fools..
Cos that's what Billy Martin'd do
That's what Billy Martin'd do!
if baseball wasn't around?
He'd spend at least 15 years to life..
That's what Billy Martin'd do!
When Billy Martin was at Copacabana
Celebrating his birthday..
He, Whitey and Mick got into a huge brawl
Which a group of bowlers has started..
When Billy Martin was in Middle East
Fighting terrorists..
He drunkenly ran them over with K.I.T.T.
And saved the entire world..
So what would Billy Martin do..
If he's still alive today?
I'm sure he'd kill a dude or two..
That's what Billy Martin'd do!
Man what is going on with this world, it's now a helluva mess..
And I all the terrorism to end for good..
I'm gonna try to take down PETA too, cos that's what Billy Martin'd do!
What would Billy Martin do?
He'd draw all the thugs from town
And beat them to a bloody pulp..
That's what Billy Martin'd do!
When Billy Martin travelled through time
To the year 1972..
He fought the Evil Black September
and saved the Olympics again
And when Billy Martin built the WTC
He beat up Bin Laden..
Cos Billy Martin doesn't take shit
from a-ny-one!
Lets get everyone together..
And unite to save the world!
And we'll beat up those PETA fools..
Cos that's what Billy Martin'd do!
And we'll beat up those PETA fools..
Cos that's what Billy Martin'd do
That's what Billy Martin'd do!
Here you go.
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Humor is more developed, and you did change quite a bit from TOS, so I'd agree tend to agree with your opening comment, but except for the last 5 lines the meter and rhyming are way off.
(SOTM) DKTOS, but the song was too fast for me to keep track of the pacing, and another thing: Who or what the heck is Billy Martin? Doesn't he play guitar in Good Charlotte or some dumb band? 344
(SOTM) just what i was going 2 ask.. who is Billy Martin? i sure never heard of him. but hey, the song was alright except for some off pacing. i probli woulda found it a whole lot funnier if i knew who ol' Billy was, but that aint ur fault i dont.
(SOTM) The Charnstar is so confused...
(SOTM) I also don't know who Billy Martin is, but this parody confused me. I can see you were trying to recreate the absurdness of the OS, but it didn't really come off. The pacing needs a lot of work as well. 333
(SOTM) I do know who Billy Martin was and, you are improving. But, still not there Max. 444
Not sure I find it all that funny, though Billy Martin probably does deserve to share a spot with John Rocker and Marge Schott in the Dip---- Hall of Fame. -- MM
(SOTM) Whoa dude...can I have some of those drugs you're taking? I admit it's a step up from your past work, but I know you have potential. Don't start a slide into TSB-dom.
I didn't know who Billy Martain was until I read this, that was at least one thing good about this parody
(SOTM) You youngsters! Heh! The whole point of this song, like the OS, is just to throw these impossible scenarios around, although Billy Martin was probably 10x tougher than Brian Boitano ever will be. This was quite funny, and the pacing was spot on for a very difficult song...although, as I pointed out, it's got pretty much the same M.O. as the OS.
SOTM - A step up for sure, but the repeated takes on PETA seemed a bit unnecessary since you varied better on everything else.
(SOTM) What Cat said. And Kristof. Plus I really couldn't get a grip on the pacing because the OS is too fast.
(SOTM) TOS has wildly uneven pacing in the verses, and a parody could substantially differ from that and still be very singable, but missing so many rhymes stands out, even in text form. Still funny stuff Max, which is why I gave you a 5 there when I first read this.
(SOTM) "When Billy Martin travelled through time" ... Max, you are just plain freakin' NUTS! LOL!
(SOTM) I don't know Billy Martin, and nor, to my shame (and my daughter's, who loves the OS) do I know the OS - so it was all a bit lost on me, I'm sorry, Max
(SOTM) I'm confused ... I'm gonna look up the video now, because I'm hopelessly lost.
SOTM...I was SO relieved when I read that I wasn't the only one who is unfamiliar with Billy Martin. I've often asked myself what he would do...in assorted situations...but, since I haven't the slightest idea who he is, I can't even begin to guess...; )
(SOTM) I don't know who Billy Martin is either, but he sounds like one rowdy dude.
Nice sports theme, I agree with most of the comments above. And I know who Billy Martin is, so I got something out of this.
(ABC3) My sentiments are the same as above. WWBMD?
(ABC3) He would poo!
(ABC) See above!
Funny.... but those PETA wackos don't need Billy Martin to take them out. Standing outside KFC in the middle of winter in yellow bikinis should be enough to do the job.
(ABC3W) See above. Not one of my faves of yours, Max. sorry
(ABC3-W) See above.
See Above (ABC)
(ABC3-W) That cat Billy is a bad mother f(Shut your mouth). I'm just talkin' 'bout Billy.
(ABC) see above - still can't access this from any angle - which is my problem not yours Max - but I'm glad Jeff enjoyed it :-)
At least I got to listen to a cool South Park song, sorry Max, but this wasn't one of my favorites by you.
(ABC) See above.
(ABC) Kudos for using a lesser known South park song. Double kudos for writing about a now lesser known Billy Martin. Good job.
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