Every prize
Decomposed
Splattered pies and clown’s red nose
Are replaced
With a rake
Nothing but work in this place

There’s no treats
Pills will quench
Fill our guts with sustenance
Forget games and Sports Teams
Windows must be cleaned again

There’s no fun
It is shunned
Our lives are now mundane
There’s no fun
Don’t be stunned
It’s all done
Can’t say puns

Shuddering
Folks don’t camp
Won’t see warm grins from a friend
Kids are done with Candyland
Text books have wiped out all play

Can’t drink booze
Or have flings
There’s no music no one sings
Every crayon is now gray
You must say this life is a bore

There’s no fun
Films are dumped
It gives you a migraine
There’s no fun
No ski jumps
We’re all grumps

There’s no fun
Won’t play drums
Or build some model trains
There’s no fun
We’re all glum
Don’t you hum (There’s no fun! There’s no fun!)
Toons are done (There’s no fun! There’s no fun!)
Don’t you run (There’s no fun! There’s no fun!)
Live like nuns (There’s no fun! There’s no fun!)

Dry as bread
No one cheers
And we never wear Mouse Ears

There’s no fun
Water guns
Will not increase our brains
There’s no fun
Wool is spun
Work has won

There’s no fun
Laughter’s done
We’re trapped within these chains
There’s no fun
In a slump
Sit like stumps (There’s no fun! There’s no fun!)
Such a frump (There’s no fun! There’s no fun!)
Life’s the dumps (There’s no fun! There’s no fun!)
Swear it sucks (There’s no fun! There’s no fun!)
Making bucks (There’s no fun! There’s no fun!)
Said: “Oh shucks!” (There’s no fun! There’s no fun!)
We can’t strum
Cause we’re glum