Stinky bottom! I think it’s time to change it,
But we’re all out of the baby’s underwear.
We can’t have babies. Now that’s a REAL problem!
Someone, somewhere must have one, or two to spare.

Raising Arizona
We’ve got the quint, so now come on let’s go!
I love you so dearly.
Yes!! Kidnapping WAS the way to go!!!

Now everybody loves him, but
Nobody knows how he got here.
We’re a chill lil family with beach chairs, and sunglasses
“Oh, won’t you please pass the pablum, dear?”

Little Nathan Arizona.
Now 24 inches, but how big will he grow?
Ugh… He’s looking a little green…
You better step back NOW before he blows!

Now how’re we gonna feed him?
We’re all out of “Extra-Hot Spicy Pork Rinds”!
Oh man, this REALLY sucks!
All he does is puke, poop, cry, scream, and whine!

Since we got ‘im we’re knee-deep in baby $H17!!
Do you think anyone, ANYWHERE needs a “Baby: Spare”???
Or do you think it’d be a very big problem
To take him down, and ditch him at the daycare?

His cries… Oh. Please. Just. Stop!
A way clear of this we must now find!
Hey! It’d not be too much
To extort good ol’ Nathan Huffhines!!

New name: “Arizona”
He’ll pay up ‘cuz he’s got the dough!
“Really, my deary?
Let’s give him back. Yes, THAT’S the way to go!”

“Raising Arizona”
It's a cinch you’re gonna love this show!
The movie’s done nearly.
Yep. It’s over, and now the credits roll.

P.S. Hi Ed!