Guy 1: Oh my gosh, Bob, look at that diameter, it is so big!
Guy 2: It looks like one of those old guys ordered it.
Guy 1: Who understands those old guys? They couldn't chew pepperoni!
Guy 2: Still, look at it. It's just so big.
Guy 1: I mean, look at it. It looks like a supreme
Guy 2: I could use one right now.
Guy 1: Look, It's just so delicious!

I like Pizza Hut and I can not lie
My fellow siblings can't deny
That when a waitress walks in with that easy-chessy crust
And that tasty tomato sauce
You get hungry

Wanna sit up front
Cuz I notice that the crust was stuffed
Deep in the cheese it's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop eating
Oh, boy, I wanna consume ya
And buy ya
My Taco-friends tried to warn me
But with that sauce it's got
Me so hungry
Ooh, slurp all of that smooth cheese
Pepperoni, ham, and three meat
Well feed me, feed me cuz it ain't that average Italian-y

I've seen them garfing'
Tons of cars in the parking'
It's good, tasty, got my taste buds on turbo

'Vegetables
I'm tired of chefs saying homemade's the only thing
Take the average city man and ask him that
It's gotta be delivery, so...

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Do you eat at Pizza Hut (heck yeah)
Well eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat that stuffed crust
Pizza got back

(LA Hutt with Italy Pizza)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm eating like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna order from home
And ring, double ring, ring
I ain't talkin' bout Pizza Factory
Cuz they're way too slow for me!
I wannem real fast and still hot
Want have anything but extra large
Mixalot of sauce
Beggin' for a piece of that pie
I'll eat them while watching rock videos
MTV has the best shows
I'll share them, alright-o
I'll have my pizza hot, not cold
A word to the thick sauce sistas
I wanna eat ya
I won't drop or miss ya
But I gotta tell ya, I'll eat
Til the break of dawn
Pizza craving goin on
A lot of wimps don't like this dish
Cuz them punks like to chew it and spew it
But I'd rather swallow crust that's hollow.
Cuz I'm hungry and I'm starving
And I'm down to have some lunch

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
Want to meet the delivery boy in the Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
And watch the road
Even white boys got to wait
Pizza got back

(LA Hut with the Italy Pizza)

Go, Pizza
When it comes to food
I won't have nothin but the best
2 foot by 3 foot
Cooked at 400 dergress

So your girlfriend wants some pasta
Eating odd junk like enchiladas
But bananas ain't got chesse on the top of her skin-a
My stomach don't want none unless you've got crust, Rust.
You can do Slim-Fast or Granola Bars, but please still let me eat
Some mothers wanna play that easy role and tell you that the gut need to go
So they toss the box and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So, some people say I'm fat
Well, I ain't got a problem with that.
Cuz your cost is small and the taster nerves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout driving
To the local Hut I found in the paper
Insert Line here
Give me a pizza I can't resist a'
Red peppers and bacon hit it
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his order was on my list
He had dibs but he chose to not to finish 'em
And I took them quick to get with 'em
So people, if the bread is round
And you wanna triple layer throw down
Dial 1-900-PIZZAHUT and eat those tasty thoughts
Pizza got back