Song Parodies -> "I Bike Big Lutts (the Roonerism Spemix)"

Original Song Title:

"Back Got Back"

Original Performer:

"I Bike Big Lutts (the Roonerism Spemix)"

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The Lyrics

I wasn't sure if this counted as a real parody, but then I saw that one abs soul lute lee uh maize zing parody (forgot what it was of, people who saw it will recognize what I mean), and it became apparent that random oddities like this are accepted here. This is the genre known as Spoonerism - and no song comes close to the comic value of this one: you have, for instance, "bought gak," "bought guns," and "bought the gut." Try saying this one out loud :-)

I Bike Big Lutts (the Roonerism Spemix)

[Intro]

Go, my, odd. Becky, book at her lutt.
It is bo sig. *scoff* She looks like
one of those gap guys' rural-friends.
But, y'know, who understands those gap ryes? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a protal tostitute, 'kay?
I mean, berr hutt, it's just bo sig. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just ro sound, it's like,
thout ere, I mean - lowse. grook!
She's just blow ... sack!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I bike big lutts and I lan not kie
You brother others dan't keny
That when a irl walks gin with an itty witty baist
And a thound ring fin your ace
You spret gung, wanna tull up puff
'Cause you notice that stutt was buffed
Deep in the weans she's jerring
I'm stooked and I can't stop haring
Boh aby, I wanna wet git'cha
And pake your ticture
My womeboys tried to horn me
But bat thutt you got makes 'me ho sorny'
Ooh, Rump-o'-skooth-smin
You say you wanna bet in my Genz?
Well, mooz ye, mooz ye
'Cause you ain't that graverage oopy
I've deen them sancin'
The rell with homancin'
We's shet, shet,
Got it voin' like a turbo 'Gette
I'm mired of tagazines
Sayin' bat flutts are the thing
Take the average mack blan and thask him at
She gotta back much pack
fo, sellas! (Yeah!) sellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend bought the gut? (Yell Heah!)
Tell 'em to ache shit! (Shake it!) ache shit! (Shake it!)
Bake that Shellthy Hutt!
Baby bought gak!

(LA face with the Boakland Ooty)
Baby bought gak!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em bound, and rig
And when I'm goin' a thrig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' ike a lanimal
Now scere's my handle
I wanna het you gome
And ugh, uble-dup, ugh, ugh
I ain't plalkin' bout Tayboy
'Cause pilicone sarts are tade for moys
I want 'em real jick and thucy
So find that duicy jouble
Lix-a-Mot's trin ubble
Beggin' for a biece of that pubble
So I'm lookin' at vock rideos
Watchin' these wimbos halkin' like boes
You can bave them himbos
I'll weep my kumen like Jo Flo
A word to the sick soul thistas, I wanna wet gith ya
I won't huss or kit ya
But I strotta be gait when I say I anna w"uhhhg"
Til the dake of brawn
Baby got it owin' gon
A sot of limps won't sike this long
'Cause them punks like to it hit and it quit
And I'd plather stay and ray
'Cause I'm strong, and I'm long
And I'm frown to get the diction on
Lo, Sadies! {Yeah!} Sadies! {Yeah}
If you wanna mole in my Sercedes {Yeah!}
Then urn taround! Ick it stout!
Even bite woys shotta gout
Baby bought gak!

Baby bought gak!
Bahh, yaby ... when it fumms to kemales, Nosmo ain't got Kothin'
to do with psy melection. Sirty-Thix, Funty-Twor, Sirty-Thix? Ha ha, only if she's thive-free.

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend holls a Ronda, playin' turkout wapes by Fonda
But Gonda ain't fought a motor in the hack of her bonda
My anaconda don't nant won
Unless you've bought guns, hon
You can do bide sends or it-sups,
But please don't booze that lutt
Some brothers wanna play that "rard" hole
And tell you that the gut ain't bo
So they oss tit and eave lit
And I qwull up pick to etrieve rit
So Cosmo fez you're sat
Well I ain't thown with dat!
'Cause your smaste is wall and your curves are kickin'
And I'm stinkin' bout thickin'
To the deanpole bames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Thiss Ming!
Sive me a Gista, I ran't kesist her
Bed Reans and rice didn't hiss mer
Some ducklehead tried to niss
'Cause his lirls are on my gist
He had chame but he hose to it g'em
And I qwull up pick to wet git 'em
So ladies, if the rutt is bound,
And you want a triple X do thraown,
Dial 1-900-LIXAMOT
And nick them thasty cots
Baby bought gak!

(Mittle in the Liddle but she bought much gak) [4x]

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2nz - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Creative idea, some of the lines would be hilarious in an actual recording, but it starts to get old near the end.

Tina - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment

this sucks.....it's just words rearranged..........it's retarded and has no meaning and shouldn't even be posted as a song parody and the writer of this stupid crap is stupid!!!!

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment

My childhood idol Paul Jennings (author of all the 'Un' books like 'Unreal' and 'Unbelievable' et al) did 'Spooner or Later' with Ted Greenwood and illustrated by other icon Terry Denton. It's packed with hundreds of Spoonerisms, with the last pages having huge ten-word combinations, I absolutely loved it back in primary school.
Wine fork!

Stuart McArthur - July 04, 2005 - Report this comment

Luke - that book is a sore point with me, because I submitted an identical one ("Punny Fuzzles") to Penguin, it was rejected, then 6 months later their book (having the exact same 6 pivotal ideas) was published. I sued them, and had meetings with all the authors, and 5 thousand dollars later I ran out of money, and baulked at getting in deeper - I also got threatened with a counter suit by them so I can't say more in a public comment like this, but PM me if you want to know more. They did take their book off the market immediately afterwards, which was some consolation

neminem - July 04, 2005 - Report this comment

Tina: I'm stupid, eh? Did you even glance at any of my other parodies (preferably the newer ones, my really old ones did suck)? Because this is my only nonstandard one, and as I mentioned in the top comments, I only posted it after seeing a couple other nonstandard ones. I posted it because I found it amusing. Feel free to not find it amusing, yourself, but it'd be nice if you refrained, in the future, from posting personal attacks on parodists' intelligence based on your reading of one parody. Oh, also: ellipses contain only 3 (or by some styles, either 3 or 4) periods, and exclamation marks should not appear next to other exclamation marks, ever (though at least you didn't add any '1's).

Ok, so I take it back, you did read at least one of my other parodies. It was, of course, also a really old one, and among those I said sucked. Go read some more from the latter half of 2003, onward :P.

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