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Song Parodies -> "Is It Long Enough To Please You, M'am?"
Original Song Title:
"Strong Enough"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sheryl Crow
Parody Song Title:
"Is It Long Enough To Please You, M'am?"
Parody Written by:
Paul Robinson
The Lyrics
(Guitar Intro)
Rod is gonna swell tonight
Get so big, it will be tight
You won't need those toys from your night stand
Is this long enough to please you, M'am?
(I am)
(Brief instrumental break)
I think you'll gasp upon the sight
The bone that will bring you delight
You will not need to use your hand
'Cause it's long enough to please you, M'am
Ride on me, 'til I unload my seed
Ride on me, fulfill my needs
(my needs)
(Instrumental break)
As your passion starts to grow
I'll keep the pace real nice and slow
If this works out as I have planned
Your tightness will ignite my gland
(feels grand)
(yes, it's long enough to please me, man)
(now I know that you're not undermanned)
(Oh, it's long enough...your gland)
(Instrumental break)
And then you'll moan; "That's it - right there"
You will yell and scream and start to swear
You'll make choking sounds while more I slam
Was my dong enough to please you, M'am?
Ride on me, I will unload my seed
Ride on me, fulfilled my need
Rod is gonna swell tonight
Get so big, it will be tight
You won't need those toys from your night stand
Is this long enough to please you, M'am?
(I am)
(Brief instrumental break)
I think you'll gasp upon the sight
The bone that will bring you delight
You will not need to use your hand
'Cause it's long enough to please you, M'am
Ride on me, 'til I unload my seed
Ride on me, fulfill my needs
(my needs)
(Instrumental break)
As your passion starts to grow
I'll keep the pace real nice and slow
If this works out as I have planned
Your tightness will ignite my gland
(feels grand)
(yes, it's long enough to please me, man)
(now I know that you're not undermanned)
(Oh, it's long enough...your gland)
(Instrumental break)
And then you'll moan; "That's it - right there"
You will yell and scream and start to swear
You'll make choking sounds while more I slam
Was my dong enough to please you, M'am?
Ride on me, I will unload my seed
Ride on me, fulfilled my need
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Holy Cow...
THAT one got by the Sex Police...545
Arwen and Agrimorfee - Thanks. I tried to be very oblique in my references here. This was fun to write, I had just bought "The Very Best of Sheryl Crow" DVD and was watching it the other night - right after the 2nd verse the idea "came" to me.
I realize now that I never even voted. I was just so astounded...I don't know why...but I was. Here are your 5s, Mr. Robinson...
Paul, you tried to be 'oblique in your references'? Yeah right...:D
Arwen - I guess I truly did astound you here. Adagio - hah! busted me.
That was ****ing great... oh... nevermind I'm being redundant...
Coo-coo-coo-choo---How did I miss this one?555
Macphisto & Rick D - thanks, glad you were satisfied here.
Heh heh heh, you said "dong", heh heh heh! 555
Johnny D - Busted again! Thanks!
April SOTM - heh heh heh he said dong heh heh heh
Johnny D - Thanks again!
I don't know, Paul... I measured it three times, to be sure and it measured 5, every time. ;D
Melhi - Thanks!
Was that a parody in you pocket, or were you just happy to see us...? This one made me giggle non-stop...once I stopped blushing...
Mer - Well, I'm always happy to see ya', of course, blushing or not. Hey, no reason to be embarrassed...just an old fashioned love song here...waxing po(l)etic...
Muwahaha! I was LOL! "Rod" and from there it got worse (or better)! It was all swell....
Per - Very pleased that you were very pleased...
Heavens to Betsy. Glad that sex ban is on; I don't know if I could take this without the subtlety. Funny though.
Thanks, Claude. SUB-TULL-TEE is very important these days. .
Jeez, how did I miss commenting on this one? Great job, Paul! Very satisfying (hee hee) parody!
How the bleeping bleep did this one get by the censor? I'm confuzzled.
I guess I missed this one too. I didn't really get it, but it was okay. 5-3-4.
Mari D - Thanks, always aiming to please...neminem, I don't see anything dirty here...just an old-fashioned love song...Serafina, You didn't get it? Really? Hmmm...ok...I can't draw picture, I'd get in trouble...appreciate you looking in and voting.
Wow... That ain't so oblique. Sounds a bit like a Zepplin song when you just read through it free-style, though.
Holy schmoly. I keep looking for the double entendre, but all I can find is the one hard big throbbing entendre. Great job, especially the title, and visualizing Sheryl Crow singing this makes the whole thing that much better. That must be some DVD you got there.
2nz & Spaff - Thanks! Hmmm...Sheryl Crow in the driver's seat would make this, uhhh...maybe I should just leave the remark non-specific beyond that...
Very funny. So dirty! I think I'll send in my Mexican seafood parody.
Stephen aka Step-chan - Thanks! Rules were a little looser when I posted. I THINK this might make it now, but I'm not sure about that. Anyway, go ahead and send in your work, if it gets nixed you can always post it on "whatfreaks.com", this site's "black sheep" relative...
That's what I did, the Mexican Seafood parody is on Whatfreaks (along with some of my more recent raunchy and explicit parodies). If you were wondering why I use "Stephen aka Step-chan" as my name, its because I use my real name(Stephen Harrington) when I sumbit my parodies. Step-chan is the user-name I use on the boards. I thought of it when I found out I couldn't use my real name.
Much-belated 'Thanks' Stephen aka Step-chan ~ ~ ~
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