I'm riding shotgun
You're driving out into the Spanish sun
We're not Midwestern we're Med - it
-terranean
At least for this week

Southwest Ibiza:
The sign says PLAYA NATURISTA
Just don't know what I'm read-uh-hun'
Who cares? this looks sweet (yeah)

When locals said - this spot's no tourist trap
You chose - this beach - but holy crap!
Almost sprained - my eyes - from all these babes and du-u-udes
'Cause they're so nude!

And it's just like the showers
Down at the gym
But baby I could stay for hours 'cause it's - not just men
This hottie's comin' over - man she seems so nude
(and)
Did she take off
Her swimsuit
Or just forget to wear it?

*

I'll tell you one thing
My photo albums won't be dull again
I turn to nudge you and I find
You're dressed the same
Now I'm freaked - out

Sensory overload
My heart is croaking like a horny toad
Somebody stop the spinning world
I'm worn out from
Looking a - round and round

And when you said - this beach was cool 'n' stuff
Who'd guess - you'd be - here in the buff?
I've sunburned - my eyes - though staring seems so ru-u-ude
But you're so nude!

And you dive in the ocean
Come back to dry
But if you ask for help with lotion well I might just die
You really shoulda warned me that this beach was nude
(and)
Did you take off
Your swimsuit
Or just forget to wear it?

*[Supernatural guitar solo]*

And I'm no freaking showman
No big display
But when in Spain, do like the Romans - ain't that what they say?
I streak into the ocean yelling ME SO NUDE
(and)
Don't give me back
My swimsuit
'Cause I refuse to wear it

Yeah just forget about it
No way I'll ever wear it
So just forget about it
(etc.)