Song Parodies -> "It's Hard to Watch the Cable News"

Original Song Title:

"I Only Wanna Be with You"

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Original Performer:

"It's Hard to Watch the Cable News"

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The Lyrics

There's something 'bout this biz
And all the crap they show
Cable news channels
Their news cycles blow
always showin' the same old thing
Bad news sprees
Trump 24/7
Has lost its hold on me
It happens to be true
It's hard to watch the cable news!

MSNBC, FOX, and CNN know
Garbage is news
Monitor Trump's tweets
Looking for something to expose
Ivanka's bracelet
It's a hit
Conflict of interest, but I don't give a sh-t
Makes us REPs get pissed
Information so abused
It's hard to watch the cable news!

It's crap, worst of TV
MSN and liberal bias
Their spins
Don't give Trump a chance
Air time money
Reporting distortion everywhere
Tapper to Blitzer, the talking heads
All don't care
Make something out of nothing
Controversy
They have no regrets
They have to sell it, see?
Viewers all get screwed
It's hard to watch the cable news!

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Jonathan - November 23, 2016 - Report this comment

Rob, the media was biased against Trump before he became president-elect, and they'll continue to be biased against him after he's in the white house! a shining example of that is crybabies like Rachel Maddow being allowed to whine & cry about it on-air, and yet, a Houston, Texas newswoman lost her job over making supportive comments about Trump on her PERSONAL Facebook! that's right! she didn't even say anything ON-AIR and lost her job over it! oh, but bashing Trump, on-air no less, leads to a promotion I guess. needless to say, I'm pretty fed up with cable news too! 5s

Rob Arndt - November 23, 2016 - Report this comment

Thanks Jon. Btw, will your next parody be up by Friday?

John Lomain - November 23, 2016 - Report this comment

DKTOS but so true. It's all about ratings. So much for the media being supposed to be neutral, it never is in reality. I can't stand to watch cable news. And what a crazy double standard shown in Jonathan's example. 5's

Jonathan - November 24, 2016 - Report this comment

^^ Yes, Rob. I just submitted it after a busy day of hanging Christmas Lights, and stuffing my face with Thanksgiving goodies! I'm off to check today's parodies now, but my parody should be up tomorrow! :)

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