Song Parodies -> "Mitt Romney"

Original Song Title:

"Big Money"

Original Performer:

"Mitt Romney"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The more you look at this crook, the more he reminds you of Richard Nixon. He wants to start a war with Iran. (There goes the national debt again) He wants more tax breaks for the wealthy, cut Medicare & SS.....and HIS money is in the Cayman Islands. What a %^$# Joke!!

Mitt Romney gonna' bomb the world
Mitt Romney goin' down
Mitt Romney is a lousy choice
Mitt Romney saved no town
Mitt Romney pulling all the strings
Mitt Romney wants the prize
Mitt Romney weave a mighty web
Mitt Romney full of lies

He enjoys pushing people around
He enjoys pulling out the rug
He enjoys helping corporations
He enjoys pulling out the plug
It's the power and the glory
It's a war on Middle Class
It's an Ayn Rand story
Of a bumble-footed dumb jackass!

Mitt Romney gonna' bomb the world
Mitt Romney cannot choose
Mitt Romney he's a phony fake
Mitt Romney gonna' lose
Mitt Romney makes a million bucks
Mitt Romney talks big deals
Mitt Romney has a swollen head
Mitt Romney helps "big wheels "

He enjoys raking in big profits
He enjoys tearing companies down
He enjoys kicking you down a stairway --
Lock you underground
It's that Mormon religion
We're the kingdom he would rule
Mitt's the fool on television
Getting ready to play the fool

Wants the power and the glory
It's a war on Middle Class
It's an Ayn Rand story
Of a bumble-footed dumb jackass!

Mitt Romney gonna' bomb the world
Mitt Romney on "the take "
Mitt Romney ain't done nothin' good
Mitt Romney made mistakes
Mitt Romney got a heavy hand
Mitt Romney wants control
Mitt Romney got a mean streak
Mitt Romney got no soul...

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Rob Arndt - January 31, 2012 - Report this comment

Hey Jeff, you're right on about Mitt and I am a REP hardliner! Anyway, I do NOT 1-bomb political parodies based on ideology- that's just wrong. So 555!!! I only ask that you return the favor or at least rate a 4-5 on pacing if correct, so 4-1-1 or higher is acceptable to me b/c I am going to slam Obama as this Election year moves on. I think most of the vets here will also be doing the same. I respect your right to choose your party and back Obama if you want. I just judge the parodies... peace, Rob

LilMittress - January 31, 2012 - Report this comment

Go, MegaMitt !

Jeff (author) - January 31, 2012 - Report this comment

I hope that if Romney wins, the Chinese call in the debt!

Old Man Ribber - February 01, 2012 - Report this comment

Jeff - I gave you three fives for your effort, which is more than you guys do to everything I write. This site is worse than the Huffpost commentary for invective and character assassination. I've stopped writing here because of one bombers (Is it you? Michael?). I treat you with respect. You should do the same. ;D

SPANK that Douchebag traitor! - September 17, 2022 - Report this comment

And look who won in 2012. Pulling out of that stupid Iraq War helped Mr. O win another term, but so did his handling of Moammar Qaddafy, who was always a problem child in the Mediterran area. Now look who came after Obama. Traitor Trump is the WORST excuse of a President ever. And as a vet, me and most of my cohorts like Obama. He never served but he's not stupid. Trump OTOH disrespects and hates vets and everybody else. And Mitt Romney is a jerk too. A yes-man.

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