Swear this isn't what it looks like, ain't this

Always come in at the worst damn time
While I'm hunchin' over sweatin', holdin' a big knife
Though it seems like you're about to die
It's not like that, it's just coincidence
There's a pool of red liquid at my feet
It's not a look one would want to keep
But it's just spilled bolognese, knife's to chop the greens
Not like that, it's just coincidence
Huh!

This is a bad scene but you ought to know
It's not about what might be on show
See, I'm simply a bystander, let me go
Not like that, it's just coincidence
I'd never rob banks, okay?
This mask is for a cosplay
Same goes for the gun, NERF that I've sprayed
Not like that, it's just coincidence
Huh!

I know the optics suck, but see
I'd never spray such rude graffiti
Just picked up the can quite stupidly
Not like that, it's just coincidence
This stuff makes my poor lungs hurt
So you should see I'm not the perp
Though I do think this car's owner's a jerk
Not like that, it's just coincidence
Huh!

Your computer broke, that's really bad
But because standin' right next to it, I am
That doesn't mean I was he who smashed
Not like that (what?), it's just coincidence
The cricket bat I hold simply does not relate
To the ten million pieces of laptop, mate
It's just I saw a spider, won't let it escape
Not like that, it's just coincidence
No, it's not like that, it's just coincidence
Swear it's not like that, it's just coincidence
No, it's not like that, it's just coincidence
It wasn't I, hear me out

It looks like it's me but it's not that way, sucks
Might look like it's me, don't put me away, sucks
Sure looks like it's me, happens ev'ry day, sucks
Scene looks like it's me, truth's another way, sucks
It looks like it's me but it's not that way
Looks like it's me but it's not that way, hear me out

And when it comes to the "bad look" sport
Nothin' gets in the news like missin' shorts
And what goes underneath 'em, balls now in my court
Not like that (what?), it's just coincidence
If you really think about, it's not that bad
Could be a myriad of reasons you see my ass
It ain't some infusion of drugs, that's mad
Not like that (what?), it's just coincidence
Huh!

Hear me out

No, it's not like that, it's just coincidence
Swear it's not like that, it's just coincidence
No, it's not like that, it's just coincidence
Swear it's not like that, it's just coincidence
No, it's not like that, it's just coincidence
Swear it's not like that, it's just coincidence