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Song Parodies -> "Cam-U-El"

Original Song Title:

"Dragula"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rob Zombie

Parody Song Title:

"Cam-U-El"

Parody Written by:

Dennis

The Lyrics

For some odd reason, when I last heard this song the 'music' portion of this song acquired an odd sense/rhythm that caused me to *see* someone riding a camel - that odd spasmodic lope or whatever those things have when they're in something resembling a hurry. Then, the other aspects of the music portion added to this feeling... It was such that I was more or less seeing a *movie* of some wretch riding his camel while all hell (military hell - bombs, gunfire, burning buildings, etc.) broke loose around him. I thought "is this the last Arab? the last of the imitators of Mohammed? If so, he's getting what he's earned." Note: the pronunciation of 'Camel' comes from R. Kipling's poem 'Oonts', e.g. 'commissariat cam-u-el' May all your Oonts be deceased ones.
Spoken during the intro:
"I am the best of the Quraish,
The Quraish the best of the Arab tribes..."
Music wipes out the speaker's voice.
"And the Arabs are the best of all people." (1)

"Dead I'll be the one,
Dirty is my gun,
Burned are all the trees,
My beard's filled with fleas.
Death my people wish,
Smoked just like a fish,
While oil slowly burns,
And your stomach churns." (noise of vomiting)

My sword to the bitches,
Kill infidel witches, (2)
and I ride on the back of my
Cam-u-el...

My knife to you snitches, (Theo van Gogh?)
Kill infidel bitches,
and I ride on the back of my
Cam-u-el...

"Wrecking Christian graves
Smoke blackens the sky,
Lynching Kufr slaves, (3)
Shaheed when I die. (4)
Knife against your neck
Death is what I need,
I have your respect,
I chant while you bleed." (5)

My sword to the bitches,
Kill infidel witches,
and I ride on the back of my
Cam-u-el...

My knife to the snitches,
Kill infidel witches,
and I ride on the back of my
Cam-u-el...

Kill them baby, (Arabic Chanting amid flames)
Kill them baby,
Kill them baby,
Kill them baby,
Kill like an animal.

"Hate I have for life,
Sharia succeeds,
All I want is strife,
Give me title deed.
Knife into your gut,
Stirring entrails bleed
Islam never dies, (6)
I shall be pureed." (sound of a mk82 bomb falling.)

My sword to the bitches,
Kill infidel witches,
and I ride on the back of my
Cam-u-el...

My knife to the snitches,
Kill infidel witches,
and I ride on the back of my
Cam-u-el...

Kill them baby,
Kill them baby,
Kill them baby,
Kill them baby,
Kill like an animal. (M2 Browning hosing them down)

My sword to the bitches,
Kill infidel witches,
and I ride on the back of my
Cam-u-el...

My knife to the snitches, (sound of an A-10 strafing)
Kill infidel witches,
and I ride on the back of my
Cam-u-el...

My sword to the bitches,
Kill infidel witches,
and I ride on the back of my
Cam-u-el...
1) According to their own documentation (i.e. the recorded sayings of Mohammed,) he himself said words to this effect. This explains why all who become 'serious' muslims work *hard* at becoming Arabs to the greatest degree they possibly can - and thereby become 'righteous'. 2) Being accused of witchcraft in an Islamic Republic is not only fairly commonplace, but no joke for those accused. Salem, Mass. during the late 1600's is a totally tame matter in comparison. 3) Kufr: unclean, dirty, filth, morally repugnant, not fully compliant to the goals of Islam. (meaning, if you ain't a full-on Saudi Wahabist, you need killing. So says their own (Saudi) documentation... The most rigorous outworking of Islam will dominate those less intent on being like Mohammed in any and all possible ways.) 4) Shaheed: martyr in the cause of Jihad. The *only* reliable way a Muslim may enter 'heaven'. Note: the *only* true meaning of Jihad is 'advance the cause of Allah using any and all possible means'. Any other meaning spoken of is 'tactical disimulation' or 'taqiya'. "Jihad for Allah is one of the greatest commandments and duties of Islam, the purpose of which is to establish Allah's rule on Earth. Jihad is not an issue of need, necessary only at certain times, rather, it is an ever-present necessity which a Muslim society must never relinquish. Its abandonment brings weakness and humiliation and invites aggression." [Islamic Education for Twelfth Grade # 641 p. 284, 139] Word to the wise: Muslims are expert liars, and most capable of argument. (especially that type which ends in the death of their enemies both 'real' and 'defined'.) 5) Those "Killing in the name of Allah" videos... Holding up severed heads... hanging mangled corpses up for 'public edification'... Stoning their own women, Honor killings, 'Sharia Raids'... Absolute, total, complete control of all facets of life, such that only the Caliph lives and all other beings are but extensions of that man's will... They are what he deigns to name them, and his will is life or death for the entire planet... 6) the chief danger we face is contained in these two lines, thusly: A) absolute belief by those practicing, so much so that their individual deaths mean *nothing* so long as the ways and means of Islam are advanced. B) a corolary to the above is "there is only one rule in Jihad, and that is 'woe to the vanquished kaffir'. All means are blessed if they advance the will of Allah." C) to be turned into a red paste while fighting for Allah is thought a great blessing, and hence such a death is actively sought. (e.g. suicide bombers, the two towers, etc.)

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littleCamelCakes - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
eventually . . . Midnight at the Oasis . . . send your camel to bed . . .
McKludge - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
If your parody requires that much prologue and epilogue for explanation, maybe you should pick another target to parody.

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